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    Arrow shooter Chieflongtee is on a distinguished road Chieflongtee's Avatar
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    Talking My next purchase-A must read


    Subject: Golf Book


    Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 4 years
    putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the
    results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to
    help me out.

    I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and
    insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and
    experience. I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your
    game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.

    The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply sending certified funds
    to my address. Don't wait until they're all gone


    Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.

    Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from
    the tee .

    Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.

    Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.

    Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger.

    Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.

    Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.

    Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

    Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.

    Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.

    Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.

    Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th..

    Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.

    Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.

    Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.

    Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.

    Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.

    Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever.

    Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.

    Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

    Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and
    Give her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the
    Bartender.
    Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
    Mahatma Gandhi

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    Golf Pig of the Year 09, 10, 11 Marcos is on a distinguished road Marcos's Avatar
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    Sounds like a best seller to me André.LOL.Good stuff....

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    Postaholic mcgoo is on a distinguished road
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    I want to buy copy #1

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    I wrote chapters 10 and 19

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    Some people are like Slinkies... they're really good for nothing, ... but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...

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    Postaholic mcgoo is on a distinguished road
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    I don't want to buy anymore if it is that old, like the clubs he sells.

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    Arrow shooter Chieflongtee is on a distinguished road Chieflongtee's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgoo View Post
    I don't want to buy anymore if it is that old, like the clubs he sells.
    Next time you ask me for a reshaft with the shaft you already had me pulled twice and reinstalled twice it will not be the usual $10.
    Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Saint View Post
    I want you to buy it and I want to up my post count
    Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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