Throwing down - Gropper

[rezadue]

The game is rounding into shape pretty boy!
Mama said knock you out..... I'm gonna knock you out...

You must be under so much pressure right now, knowing if you lose on Tuesday, you will have lost two matches in a row to me...

A thrashing the first time around will be followed by a whupping this time around.
It makes no difference what province we play in dawg!

[jvincent]

Nominated for best trash talk post so far.

[rezadue]

Cool. Thanks John.
Let me just add icing to the cake by adding that is was 6&5 the first time around!
[quote=jvincent;309144]Nominated for best trash talk post so far.[/quote]

[spackler]

6&5? wow! What's your secret Reza, you aiming 90* left of the green for your chips and pitches? Smart thinking!

[rezadue]

I have three words for you my young apprentice: "Thin to Win"
Moohawhawhaw

6&5? wow! What's your secret Reza, you aiming 90* left of the green for your chips and pitches? Smart thinking!

[rezadue]

BTW, am I not undefeated against you?
Perhaps you and Gropper can open a support group. The "Reza shattered my dreams support group"?

6&5? wow! What's your secret Reza, you aiming 90* left of the green for your chips and pitches? Smart thinking!

[Gropper]

Reza, Reza, Reza, My little Rocco look a like!!!! Yes you beat 6&5, i played poorly you played well, but i beleive the season series for netscore is like 7-1 for me, so yes you hold one Matchplay and one handicaped stroke play over me but we both know that there is no way you are going to beat me again.

you have the back of a 90 year old and the short game to go with it!

All i have to do is put a little pressure on you and it over, I'm going to be all over you like a fat kid on a smartie!

Oh and its Cartier, i don;t think you have a club long enough to hit the par 3 17th but who are we kidding it going to be long over before we get there

[rezadue]

After this disprespectful post, I have opened the can of whupp ass to let it breathe for Tuesday.
You going down son!

Reza, Reza, Reza, My little Rocco look a like!!!! Yes you beat 6&5, i played poorly you played well, but i beleive the season series for netscore is like 7-1 for me, so yes you hold one Matchplay and one handicaped stroke play over me but we both know that there is no way you are going to beat me again.

you have the back of a 90 year old and the short game to go with it!

All i have to do is put a little pressure on you and it over, I'm going to be all over you like a fat kid on a smartie!

Oh and its Cartier, i don;t think you have a club long enough to hit the par 3 17th but who are we kidding it going to be long over before we get there

[Hacker]

After this disprespectful post, I have opened the can of whupp ass to let it breathe for Tuesday.
You going down son!

Are you kidding me?!?

That's AWESOME!!!!

[Gropper]

After this disprespectful post, I have opened the can of whupp ass to let it breathe for Tuesday.
You going down son!

Now how could you reach them? i thought your wife put them on the top shelf?

[rezadue]

That is some weak sauce! I hope you can bring it better than you can talk Chris!!!

Now i'm done!

p.s. going to see Terminator Salvation.

Now how could you reach them? i thought your wife put them on the top shelf?

[Gropper]

What smurf jokes to........low for you?

Have fun buddy.....dont think to much about me!

[spackler]

I am 2-0 against you this year...counting sim rounds. Not my fault you've been ducking the Spack all spring...completely understandable mind you, but not my fault.

BTW, am I not undefeated against you?
Perhaps you and Gropper can open a support group. The "Reza shattered my dreams support group"?

[Hacker]

I am 2-0 against you this year...counting sim rounds. Not my fault you've been ducking the Spack all spring...completely understandable mind you, but not my fault.

Hmmmm,

The Spac Attack vs. the Reza-nator sounds like an undercard match for UFC 100

[Indio]

Now how could you reach them? i thought your wife put them on the top shelf?

That is some weak sauce!

I don't know about that Reza... I thought it was pretty damned funny!

Did he really call you a SMURF?

[Gropper]

You know Dave we have one spot free for Tuesday! How much fun would it be for both of us to use and abuse Reza?

Can't duck you if he's already there!

[Hacker]

You know Dave we have one spot free for Tuesday! How much fun would it be for both of us to use and abuse Reza?

Can't duck you if he's already there!

Ewwwww, sloppy seconds!! Which in this case I guess would be Rezadue

[spackler]

How much fun would it be for both of us to use and abuse Reza?

As much fun as it usually is. What time Tuesday?

[Gropper]

1:15 Cartier

[rezadue]

Settle down children. Daddy is going to teach you all a lesson on Tuesday. All comers are welcome.
Just remember:

You are just a squirrel trying to get a nut. Its MY world.

[Gropper]

Hey Reza, 26 hours until i start kicking your #%&!!! good thing your wife is home soon, you are going to need a shoulder to cry on after the beating i am about to put on you!

[golfinteg]

Looks like its going to be a ding dong affair. Like O'Brien said "its a swinging stick (sic) ' matchup . Reza you may ding him 6&5 previously, I believe Gropper (of course with Dave's help?) will dong you right downhill on the 18th this time.


excusez moi chinois. time to go for my dim-sum.

[rezadue]

If I were you I would not be counting minutes till tomorrow. The match will be over by the time we get up to that dumb par 3.

By the time I am done tomorrow, you will have a tatto on your big behind that says "Reza kicked me here".

Don't believe me? Ask Spackler to show you his.

Hey Reza, 26 hours until i start kicking your #%&!!! good thing your wife is home soon, you are going to need a shoulder to cry on after the beating i am about to put on you!

[Hacker]

Reza must be one mean cook because it looks like all he's eaten since TLW has been away is extra helpings of Mean Pie

[jonf]

Reza must be one mean cook because it looks like all he's eaten since TLW has been away is extra helpings of Mean Pie

Hopefully he's learned a couple good recipes for crow. I have a feeling he'll be eating a lot of it.

[spackler]

By the time I am done tomorrow, you will have a tatto on your big behind that says "Reza kicked me here".

Don't believe me? Ask Spackler to show you his.

It's true. If I had it to do all over again, I never would have lent Reza the stepladder that made the kick possible.

Sorry guys, I can't make it tomorrow afternoon after all. I guess you're spared absolute humiliation Reza, if not your usual dose. Have fun!

[Gropper]

By the time I am done tomorrow, you will have a tatto on your big behind that says "Reza kicked me here".

Reza you will go to no end to have a look at my butt, i'm starting to wonder if there is more going on in your little head then this match!

Too bad Spacker, but dont worry i will put a whuppin on him so good he's going to have to call a Taxi to help get him home!

[rezadue]

Not a chance!

I can not be reasoned with. I can not be bargained with. I will not stop until Gropper is DEAD!

Hopefully he's learned a couple good recipes for crow. I have a feeling he'll be eating a lot of it.

[rezadue]

And I will be feeding Gropper some humble pie!
In the presence of his master, he will learn to be humble, one way or another.

Reza must be one mean cook because it looks like all he's eaten since TLW has been away is extra helpings of Mean Pie

[Kilroy]

Hey Gropper... Take him down dude. That's the only thing for him at this point.