hoolio vs. BigJohnny69 (May 24th @ the Smug)

[hoolio]

The challenge has been issued, and I don't see a stand up gentleman like Geoff declining my offer of some competition to sharpen up his game. So here's the trash talk thread.

Oh, and I don't care what the rules of this competition are, I'm not taking any strokes. If he nips me on a stroke hole then so be it. I am not opposed, however, to making this like ladies night at the bar and throwing in a 2 drink minimum clause

[sillywilly]

is geoffs cap lower than yours? what your cap at hoolio?

[1972Apex]

"I'm not taking any strokes"

What the heck would you be doing TAKING strokes from Geoff???!!!!
Honestly, you two guys are not in the same league...

[hoolio]

I'm a 6.5 so likely a 7 at Smugglers... Geoff had mentioned he was a 4 in his T.T. thread with Lance.

[Big Johnny69]

It's on big man. I'm going to throw caution to the wind and accept the challenge.

[Big Johnny69]

"I'm not taking any strokes"

What the heck would you be doing TAKING strokes from Geoff???!!!!
Honestly, you two guys are not in the same league...

And what's this supposed to mean????

[sillywilly]

holy crap, goeff you are down from 8 to 4 in the last two years since we've played? good stuff man!

[1972Apex]

And what's this supposed to mean????

OK, I have to say it... you're not a 4. Sorry, but in the times we've played I've never seen anything in your game that would lead me to believe you carry a 4 handicap... and your match play results seem to support that. I'm a 9 and I would not take a single stroke from you if we played.

[Weazl]

Ka pow!

[John]

Sweet jesus Reid just threw down the gauntlet!!

[sillywilly]

WOW, Reid, you dont ever hold anything back do you? LOL

Geoff, you gonna take that from this ex mod? i say you challenge him, not give him a stroke and see what happens

[hoolio]

It's like that awkward silence you see on TV after a domestic abuse scene... Tough crowd eh Geoff?

I don't know if it'll ease the blows G, but I've been fighting the hosel rockets, and am shank free for 2+ rounds now. I wonder if I'll get a button or coin or whatever they give out in addiction meetings?

[jonf]

Can't wait to witness this match. I imagine my splendiforous play will rub off on someone over the course fo the round. That is generally the effect of the shankopotamous

[LobWedge]

Have either of you played "The Glen" before? I suggest bringing a few extra pellets.

[hoolio]

In case we see a chirpy L2 Rules Official walking the course with a can of spray paint and want to hit smoother hook 2 irons at him?

I'll probably stop and pick up a Two-Four before the round... That would be 24 value balls from Golf-town, not the good two-four

[jonf]

I'll probably stop and pick up a Two-Four before the round... That would be 24 value balls from Golf-town, not the good two-four

Someone's obviously planning for a win. Gotta love that confidence.

[LobWedge]

In case we see a chirpy L2 Rules Official walking the course with a can of spray paint and want to hit smoother hook 2 irons at him?

I shouldn't have any problems if you're trying to hit that shot on purpose.

I'll probably stop and pick up a Two-Four before the round... That would be 24 value balls from Golf-town, not the good two-four

Might I suggest the Pinnacle Exception double dozen packs, $28 for 2 dozen...

[hoolio]

Someone's obviously planning for a win. Gotta love that confidence.

I like buying in bulk... it's helped me achieve the streamlined physique that I sport today. There's nothing better than two Teen Burgers at A&W for $6.... Hater

[spackler]

With the new equipment sponsor, looks like it's Big Johnny and Cobra Kai against the world. Just hope he doesn't play a match against anyone named Daniel...

[hoolio]

Bring it!

[Big Johnny69]

OK, I have to say it... you're not a 4. Sorry, but in the times we've played I've never seen anything in your game that would lead me to believe you carry a 4 handicap... and your match play results seem to support that. I'm a 9 and I would not take a single stroke from you if we played.

And that's exactly what I tell everyone I play with. My handicap is a by product of the course I play. You always have a shot, so it's easy to score. I'm a good 3-5 shots elsewhere, depending on the type of course.

And I knew exactly what you were saying, I take it you didn't see the smiley face after my question......

And I'd be up for a match anytime Reid.

[Big Johnny69]

Bring it!

I'm ready, let's do it!!!! How about we both put up a score in the 70s tomorrow???? That would be a good match!!!!

[hoolio]

Red Tees it is then...

[sillywilly]

geoff you might have to break 90 to have a shot this time.. I dont' think hoolio is going to shoot an 87

[jonf]

I predict I'll beat both of these punks, straight up, with my 17 cap.

[Hacker]

I predict I'll beat both of these punks, straight up, with my 17 cap.

Apparently Jon is planning on being the "Windshield" this weekend..........

[Sakuraba]

Is this your og ladder match or something?

I have to chime in for Geoff's defense here, I've played with him maybe 5-6 times, but twice at Mountain creek when he was a memeber there, he could have broken par with a birdie on the 18th.

Nonetheless, I am picking hoolio to win, as his game is in order now, despite what he'd like us to believe.

[hoolio]

If Sunday morning rolls around and I don't feel confident, you can be damn sure that I'll be making some sharp turns when Geoff isn't expecting it on the way down... Don't underestimate the effect of head trauma on someone's golf game

[jonf]

it's as easy as 'accidentally' hitting the gas when he's stepping out of the cart to grab a club.

[Gary Madore]

Don't underestimate the effect of head trauma on someone's golf game

Hehehehehehehehhe... That's my favourite excuse, as a matter of fact

Cheers!

Gary (ain't been around long enough to trash talk anyone, but love reading it all)