Who's In The Shower?

[bobblehead]

A fellow was invited by a friend to play a round of golf at the latter's country club. However, he somehow wandered into the women's locker room and shower area.

He was under a shower when he heard the locker room door open, followed by the sound of female voices. He waited a bit, hoping the voices would disappear, followed by the sound of a closing door. But it became obvious the women were there to take showers and not likely to leave any time soon.

All he had to cover his modesty was a towel which would fit around his waist. However, he decided to use the towel to cover his face, since he was more concerned about being embarrassed than he was about having his masculinity hidden.

So, with just enough space for his eyes to see between the folds, he dashed out of the shower, scooped his clothes off a bench and streaked to the door.

The four women stood and watched in amused silence.


Finally one matron said, "Well, it wasn't my husband."


Her best friend added, "Nope - not mine either."


The third middle-aged lady insisted it wasn't her husband either.


The fourth woman, a buxom young blonde (naturally) said, "Why he's not even a member of the club!"

[sharon.gmc]

Hahahaha funny!

[sillywilly]

too funny