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  1. 01-22-2009 11:50 AM #1
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    Taking your old man shopping

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him...

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange,
    and blue...

    My dad kept staring at him.. The teenager would look and find him staring
    every time...

    When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
    matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'...

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
    his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not
    bat an eye in his response...

    'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
    were my son.
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  2. 01-22-2009 12:49 PM #2
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    LMAO Good answer !!!
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  3. 01-22-2009 08:22 PM #3
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    That is Perfect...I hope you paid for the shoe's????

    Cheers and thanks for the story

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  4. 01-22-2009 08:30 PM #4
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    Priceless.......LMAO
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  5. 01-22-2009 09:50 PM #5
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    absolutely perfect
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  6. 01-22-2009 11:22 PM #6
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    That was really funny... I love it.
    If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
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  7. 01-23-2009 03:42 PM #7
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    The old man must be pretty sharp, it would have taken me 2 hours to think of that come back.
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