Three little loonies went into a pub. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first loon.
"Huey," the loon replied.
"How's your day been, Huey?" asked the bartender.
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a loon want?" said Huey.
"Oh, that's nice," said the bartender.
He turned to the second loon and said, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," the second loon said.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball, too. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a loon want?"

The bartender turned to the third loon and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."