Hockey Joke

[broken27]

Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered a nude female drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Ottawa Senators fan took off his cap
and placed it over her right breast.

The Edmonton Oilers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left
breast.

Following their lead, the Toronto Maple Leafs fan took off his cap and
placed it over her crotch.

The police were then called and when the officer arrived, he conducted
his inspection.

First, he lifted up the Senators cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
notes.

Next, he lifted the Oilers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more
notes.

The officer then lifted the Maple Leafs cap, replaced it, then lifted
it
again and replaced it. Finally, he lifted it one more time, and
replaced
it. Meanwhile, the Maple
Leafs fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert
or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking
?"

"Well," said the officer. " I'm a little confused. Normally when I
look under a Maple Leafs hat, I find an a--hole"

[fireice]

Great joke, Go Sens Go, I'll be glued to the TV Saturday like so many others.

[The Shtick]

Unfortunatly, I won't be watching the game on TV...... I'll be in the stands instead!!!

GO SENS!!!

[rancherJ]

I sure hope the sens can get it together for the first round. Was the game as good at the rink as it was on my TV? I wish they could have met in the second round.