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    A Doctor Never Laughs

    Scotty entered the Doctor's examination room and said to the Doc 'promiss me you won't laugh'
    The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

    'Okay then,' Scotty said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't
    have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
    feet and regain his composure.

    'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor
    and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

    'It's swollen,' Scotty replied.
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    could we change the name of the person in this joke :-|
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfer_Gofer View Post
    could we change the name of the person in this joke :-|
    Done
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    Hey!!

    I'm a grower not a shower OK!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfer_Gofer View Post
    could we change the name of the person in this joke :-|
    Now that was funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hacker View Post
    Hey!!

    I'm a grower not a shower OK!?!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNN...eature=related
    "So many moving parts. Your whole body's moving, and this ball is not moving. It's standing still, laughing at you." [B] Tiger Woods[/B]

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    LOL! Just made my day. . .

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