Are you chilly Boys???

[Bailey]

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Upon this gloriously warm and sunny day in Victoria BC... my heart is filled with so much Joy. A mild breeze blows.. not that its needed cause we don't get black flies like you Quebecers.. Its the warmest day i've seen out here, And i'm going to take my Wedges and play golf right in the middle of the campus here at Uvic.
That being said.. i hope its snows another 2 feet in Ottawa, maybe a little freezing rain too... Howling winds, snow drifts, and all that good stuff.
I'll be on the course this weekend... i hope you all bundle up and stay cozy
ha ha ha ha

[Happy Gilmore]

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Upon this gloriously warm and sunny day in Victoria BC... my heart is filled with so much Joy. A mild breeze blows.. not that its needed cause we don't get black flies like you Quebecers.. Its the warmest day i've seen out here, And i'm going to take my Wedges and play golf right in the middle of the campus here at Uvic.
That being said.. i hope its snows another 2 feet in Ottawa, maybe a little freezing rain too... Howling winds, snow drifts, and all that good stuff.
I'll be on the course this weekend... i hope you all bundle up and stay cozy
ha ha ha ha

No Need to stay cozy here, nice warm breeze and a sunny temp of 13C here in Ottawa.

I Just got back from Target Golf and did it ever feel nice to hit some balls and watch them fly smooth and straight.

I don't mean to take the steam away from your comments Bailey, but the weather is getting better and better by the day, and more and more golf courses are opening daily.

By the way, it looks like it will be a little wet for you this week. Bring your umbrella.

[NoBack]

Now Bailey
It's like 13C here, sunny and warm. Ranges have been open for a while and the courses are opening up from wednesday on.
Already have tee times for thursday and sunday.

Bring it on missy. You know how we like to laugh around here.

[Bailey]

Now Bailey


Bring it on missy. You know how we like to laugh around here.

D'oh!!! I was hoping you guys were suffering!!! i guess i should check the weather Channel before i shoot my mouth off. And Steve.. whats this... "you know we like to laugh here..." I got burned so bad on my last post that i took a while it have to nerve to post again. hahhaha I know you are laughing at me!!!!

[The Shtick]

Suck it up Bailey. I hope that it stays nice and warm there. After all, you need the practise because you just can't come back here with only one round under your belt! :jitter

[Colby]

D'oh!!! I was hoping you guys were suffering!!! i guess i should check the weather Channel before i shoot my mouth off. And Steve.. whats this... "you know we like to laugh here..." I got burned so bad on my last post that i took a while it have to nerve to post again. hahhaha I know you are laughing at me!!!!

We laugh at anybody when we get the chance!

[NoBack]

We would never laugh at you Bailey. Only with you.

[Bailey]

Suck it up Bailey. I hope that it stays nice and warm there. After all, you need the practise because you just can't come back here with only one round under your belt! :jitter

I have played 3 games!!! And ,, granted.. that isn't much.. but.. i'll play this weekend.. and hey! I' m tring to learn here!!! why ? So that i can wip your butt in Jepordy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are you all enjoying the sun?? Are you out on your decks with a beer and some nachos?

And Steve..... HA! I KNOW BETTER!!!

[The Shtick]

I' m tring to learn here!!! why ? So that i can wip your butt in Jepordy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummm, JEOPARDY! Geesh, you learn fast!!

[Bailey]

[QUOTE=The Shtick]Ummm, JEOPARDY! Geesh, you learn fast!! [/QUOTE
B.C politics and BC-bud,, hey one can't be here and not suffer at all. So go easy on the spelling-burns Shtick.

[The Shtick]

B.C politics and BC-bud,,

I prefer BC Kokanee or BC Big Rock!

[Big_duck]

I prefer BC Kokanee or BC Big Rock!

I'm kind of partial to Red Stripe myself ... Ooops wrong thread ... now where did that Jamaica thread go ... it was here a minute ago ...

[The Shtick]

I'm kind of partial to Red Stripe myself ... Ooops wrong thread ... now where did that Jamaica thread go ... it was here a minute ago ...

The only form of "Red Stripe" I know doesn't exactly come in bottle form.

[sparsons]

Hi Steve, where do you have a tee off time for Thursday and Sunday?

[NoBack]

calabogie is opening thursday and taking tee times tomorow. so i will have tee times for thursday and sunday

check here for openings
course openings

BTW ................... Thanks Bailey
Just got back from the range (in a golf shirt - short sleeved) becuase the temp got too hot to stay indoor. Now it's 15C

[Deep Woods]

I got burned so bad on my last post that i took a while it have to nerve to post again. hahhaha I know you are laughing at me!!!!

I for one say "YA BAILEY! GET OUT AND KICK SOME GOLF ASS IN THE BC WEATHER !"

Sure, you were trying to rub it in, but where would this forum be without that.

Enjoy the bud, the bud and the buds...

[broken27]

No idea who you are BAILEY. Glad you're enjoying the weather out West, and glad you're trying to curse us here in Ottawa. It seems to be working, as earlier today I was swept up in a cubic meter of sleet and freezing rain. I'm okay though, the sunshine and 13 degrees outside that microcosmic torrential winter storm warmed me right back up.

You sound like a nice person.

Dan

[The Shtick]

No idea who you are BAILEY. Glad you're enjoying the weather out West, and glad you're trying to curse us here in Ottawa. It seems to be working, as earlier today I was swept up in a cubic meter of sleet and freezing rain. I'm okay though, the sunshine and 13 degrees outside that microcosmic torrential winter storm warmed me right back up.

You sound like a nice person.

Dan

She's my girlfriend, of course she's nice. And she's also MY ride for the OGT events!

[broken27]

And she's also MY ride for the OGT events!

Too easy....

Dan

[The Shtick]

I know where to pic 'em bud....

[yun]

I know where to pic 'em bud....

Dammit.. i wish my girlfriend would play golf - actually I'm not sure about that - could make a good game bad, or a bad round worse. Lemme restate that - I wish my girlfriend would get off my case for golfing.

Yun

[The Shtick]

It has it's moments...

[Bailey]

Well yesterday it got up to 22 c here. ahhh that was good!!! But i'm still a quebecer at heart and i do actually hope that weather for you guys stays good and that the courses open up soon!
Shtick... i think we clarified the Rides to OGT events last time! Do i look like a shuttle bus service to you!??
And i've been doing serious push ups this winter I'll have ya'll hear... So you can forget girly-chicken arms... ....oh no!! i'm aiming to be the big swinger now!
Watch out!!! Fore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NoBack]

gee Bailey
You're making this wayyyyyyyyyy to easy to have fun with you in here.

Do i look like a shuttle bus service to you!??

Shtick always did say he likes going for a ride now and then.

and then you said this

i've been doing serious push ups this winter

Not even gonna touch that one missy

[Colby]

Well yesterday it got up to 22 c here. ahhh that was good!!! But i'm still a quebecer at heart and i do actually hope that weather for you guys stays good and that the courses open up soon!
Shtick... i think we clarified the Rides to OGT events last time! Do i look like a shuttle bus service to you!??

It's better to be a bus than a train...

And i've been doing serious push ups this winter I'll have ya'll hear... So you can forget girly-chicken arms... ....oh no!! i'm aiming to be the big swinger now!
Watch out!!! Fore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The big Shtickette?!?

[Bailey]

The following is a poem that I dedicate to Steve!!!!

There once was a golfer named Steve
who always had a trick up his sleeve.
He picked on the weak
and made fun of the meak.

He thought this was great,
and oh so much fun
Till the little Shtickette fought back,
and kicked his golfing-butt in the sun!!

This summer Steve comes to the tour,
with a plan to get rich....
But he better watch-out
for the chicken armed *!

She'll steal his skins
and she'll shoot closest to the hole..
yep he's gonna pay
deep down in his soul .

Poor little Steven
wont have a penny for a beer
nothing indeed to sustain
his summertime cheer

OH what will i do
with my bundles of cash?
Diamonds? pearls?
or just add it to my stash?

Steve don't you know that girls are made of
Sugar and spice?
We're sweet and kind
and just really nice!

But you've messed with me.... so let the games begin!
Well okay, i'm ready to play
and just like last year.....
Stevey will pay!!!!!

[Colby]

LMAO!!


Well done!

[Deep Woods]

The following is a poem that I dedicate to Steve!!!!

Hilarious! Best comeback I've seen on this forum.

[NoBack]

I'm on the floor picking myself up now Bailey.

If I can add some incentive to your game this year, then by all means, go for the flag!

OH what will i do
with my bundles of cash?
Diamonds? pearls?
or just add it to my stash?

And the answer is.................."Buy that Poor old Steve a beer"

And no need to worry about me Bailey, I will win my share too there missy.

[The Shtick]

LMAO!!

one month's internet access..... $30
one OGT membership..... $60
university education..... $16,000
having the best comeback on the forum..... pricless!