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10-15-2008 08:25 PM #1NFL Guru
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I'm now very outnumbered...
Madisson Iris was born at 11:42pm on Tuesday night. I now have to deal with 3 lovely ladies for the rest of my life.
Two kids is enough for me, time for the old snip snip now!
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10-15-2008 08:26 PM #2Forum Idiot
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Originally Posted by fundonny
Madisson Iris was born at 11:42pm on Tuesday night. I now have to deal with 3 lovely ladies for the rest of my life.
Two kids is enough for me, time for the old snip snip now!
How do you think your wife feels, she has 3 'kids' to deal with!
Congratulations my friend....
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10-15-2008 08:27 PM #3Postmaster General
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Congrats----she will keep you smiling the rest of your life
Does the 2nd hole-n-one come easier ?
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10-15-2008 08:28 PM #4
Congrats!
Book your appointment with Dr. Weiss right now. He's very busy in the winter.Not fat anymore. Need to get better at golf now!
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10-15-2008 08:28 PM #5Arrow shooter
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Congrats . If a boy would you have named him Pat?
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10-15-2008 08:30 PM #6NFL Guru
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Is he the guy off Bank St? I've heard a lot about him. I wish they did the same thing here that they do in India, it's apparently a fantastic breakthrough.
Originally Posted by jvincent
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10-15-2008 08:31 PM #7NFL Guru
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Pat... Pat?? Maybe it's the two hours sleep since Monday, I don't get it. A boy would have been Tanner actually.
Originally Posted by Chieflongtee
Congrats . If a boy would you have named him Pat?Donny Vantage NFL Guru, since 1974
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10-15-2008 08:32 PM #8NFL Guru
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Our first born is already more mature then I am! Poor Sheri. Originally Posted by Indio
How do you think your wife feels, she has 3 'kids' to deal with!
Congratulations my friend....Donny Vantage NFL Guru, since 1974
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10-15-2008 08:34 PM #9Arrow shooter
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Just pulling your leg. Pat is short for Patriots Originally Posted by fundonny
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10-15-2008 08:34 PM #10Hopelessly Addicted
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Congrats fundonny.
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10-15-2008 08:36 PM #11That's him. Originally Posted by fundonny
I hadn't heard of a special Indian procedure.Not fat anymore. Need to get better at golf now!
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10-15-2008 08:36 PM #12Ha ha ha all my friends have seen him, I'm still holding out even though I also have 2 girls. CONGRATS MY FRIEND!!!!! Originally Posted by jvincent
Lots of yoga pants these days, not enough Yoga!
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10-15-2008 08:41 PM #13NFL Guru
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Seriously, there's just something special about having girls, wouldn't have it any other way. Someone has to remind me of this post when they start dating and I have to pay for two weddings.
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10-15-2008 08:42 PM #14
Wedding? That implies they will be dating, over my dead body!!!!
I have 2 blondes, I'm screwed who am I kidding???Lots of yoga pants these days, not enough Yoga!
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10-15-2008 08:55 PM #15Hall of Fame
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Congrats!
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10-15-2008 08:57 PM #16Forum Idiot
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Originally Posted by fundonny
Donny, just think back to when you were a real young 15 or 16 year old 'stud' and then tell me you are looking forward to your two princesses dating
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10-15-2008 09:18 PM #17Postmaster General
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Congrats you poor
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10-15-2008 09:43 PM #18Monday Qualifier
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Congrats Donny
All the best to your family and it's new addition.
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10-15-2008 09:47 PM #19Golf Pig of the Year 09, 10, 11
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Congrats to you and your spouse for such a lovely present.Little girls are so precious and they will have you rapped around there little finger in no time.
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10-15-2008 10:17 PM #20Uber Poster
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Congratulations
Lots of fun times ahead
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10-15-2008 10:28 PM #21Hall of Fame
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Congrats Mon Ami!!!!
And let me be the first to recommend a nice frozen bag of peas for your "Recovery"
My Dr. (who has since moved on to the greener pastures of the US) was a bit of a joker..........he wrote me a prescription that was to be filled by my wife - I guess you need to have a sence of humour if you do that kind of stuff for a living
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10-16-2008 07:32 AM #22Hall of Fame
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Congrats!!
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10-16-2008 08:05 AM #23Founder
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Hey Donny, Congrats and welcome to the club.
My girls are done with high school. It isn't so bad. Oh yah, my girls are angels so it was easy.
I highly recommend the big "V". Tons of hubby points there.
Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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10-16-2008 08:27 AM #24NFL Guru
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It's probably better for society if I stop procreating anyway.
Originally Posted by Kilroy
Hey Donny, Congrats and welcome to the club.
My girls are done with high school. It isn't so bad. Oh yah, my girls are angels so it was easy.
I highly recommend the big "V". Tons of hubby points there.Donny Vantage NFL Guru, since 1974
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10-16-2008 09:28 AM #25
Congratulations!!
I decided to stop at 2 as well (2 boys). Saw Dr. Weiss last month.
Sucking at golf is it's own reward.
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04-04-2009 07:02 AM #26NFL Guru
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May 5th. Dr. Weiss, meet my testicles. I've heard many different things about the zero sperm count. 30 times? 6 months? I'm confused!!!!! LOL
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04-04-2009 08:28 AM #27
All the info is on his website. 12 weeks minimum. The number of times is recommended to be 15-20, but if you can convince the Mrs. that more are required just make sure she doesn't check the website out afterwords.
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04-04-2009 08:52 AM #28NFL Guru
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LOL thanks for the sneaky advice!!!!!!!
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04-04-2009 08:15 PM #29Sir Post-a-lot
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I thought that Dr. Weiss sounded familar...here is an article from the Citizen...at least you are going to see the King. Originally Posted by fundonny
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/story_p...25581&sponsor=
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04-04-2009 08:36 PM #30Way Beyond Help
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Hey I am about to make an appointment to see the Teste king as well. I figured after have operated on 25000 packages, he knows what he is doing and I can leave them in his capable hands (literally and figuratively)...
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