Golfers in Heaven

[sparsons]

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he made contact:
"Mary.....Mary"
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast &
off to the golf course & I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I
have sex twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty
much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then I have
sex until late at night. The next day, it starts again."
"Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Tucson, Arizona."

[faldo]

Hah, I knew there was a "Heaven" out there!!!

[el tigre]

Hah, I knew there was a "Heaven" out there!!!

And with an "Employee of the Month Club" like this, you know it has to be somewhere in Arizona!

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