Always Pay Attention!

[Indio]

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them, In Veterinary Medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an
example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. Go ahead
and do the same thing, he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on
it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, The
second most important quality is observation . I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.

[sillywilly]

hahaha, sounds like something stupid you would fall for!

[little brit]

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww!