OG vs TGN Ryder Cup- Trash

[The Saint]

Oh that's great. Now we'll have to set up a seniors version of the Ryder Cup.
TWoody

Seniors version of the Ryder Cup... I'm in too

[Indio]

Oh that's great. Now we'll have to set up a seniors version of the Ryder Cup.
TWoody

What do you mean have to set one up??? It was the Senior's version that gleefully raced back to our Ottawa Rest Home with the trophy in tow last year

[TWoody]

What do you mean have to set one up??? It was the Senior's version that gleefully raced back to our Ottawa Rest Home with the trophy in tow last year

Geez, I saw guys at least 10 years younger than me. I almost asked Jarred for his ID when he came to the bar. If your all that old then a lot of you spend to much time at the beauty spa's
TWoody

[Indio]

Geez, I saw guys at least 10 years younger than me. I almost asked Jarred for his ID when he came to the bar. If your all that old then a lot of you spend to much time at the beauty spa's
TWoody

You know how kids are, they have to tag along with grandpa

[Leftygolfer3]

I think that someone should start sourcing out a good place for the OG guys to pick up some discounted canes so they can hobble themselves around Trillium!

[Indio]

I think that someone should start sourcing out a good place for the OG guys to pick up some discounted canes so they can hobble themselves around Trillium!

We pick them up on the 'Other Item' ad section in the forum I traded at walker for my cane

[ironmaster15213]

We pick them up on the 'Other Item' ad section in the forum I traded at walker for my cane

......I'll trade you a bottle of geritol and 3 boxes of depends for a knee brace and a hot water bottle.

[TWoody]

......I'll trade you a bottle of geritol and 3 boxes of depends for a knee brace and a hot water bottle.

Frank my friend I was wondering how long before you jumped in here. All your team mates are calling you the young puppy. I think they like you.
I myself am looking forward to your return visit north. Oh don't think I going soft, I'll still be trying to kick your but if we're paired against each other.
TWoody - aka Mule

[ironmaster15213]

Frank my friend I was wondering how long before you jumped in here. All your team mates are calling you the young puppy. I think they like you.
I myself am looking forward to your return visit north. Oh don't think I going soft, I'll still be trying to kick your but if we're paired against each other.
TWoody - aka Mule

....I hope we get to play golf together once again it was a truly good time. I just want to warn you that my knee is much better this year and I'm turning into a birdie machine and I don't work at a badmitten factory either . I still have some issues with the woods but the irons are gold .

[Indio]

....I hope we get to play golf together once again it was a truly good time. I just want to warn you that my knee is much better this year and I'm turning into a birdie machine and I don't work at a badmitten factory either . I still have some issues with the woods but the irons are gold .

Don't forget Frank, you have to carry me around the course this year The problems with your woods will seem so minor compared to having to lug me around

[ironmaster15213]

Don't forget Frank, you have to carry me around the course this year The problems with your woods will seem so minor compared to having to lug me around

.........Hey!! not to worry, I know you always have something up your sleeve even if often it's a tube of ben gay and besides we still have that whole clown outfit thing going for us

[corchard]

Kinda quiet. You gents having your afternoon nap or is this a seniors moment that is lasting too long.

[Big Johnny69]

Kinda quiet. You gents having your afternoon nap or is this a seniors moment that is lasting too long.

It's just the calm before the storm. We are all focusing on the task at hand. We'll let our clubs do the talking at TW.

[corchard]

It's just the calm before the storm. We are all focusing on the task at hand. We'll let our clubs do the talking at TW.

You must be tired. That's kinda weak for a TRASH thread. I'll pass it off as a captaincy ailment but the rest of your team...

[TWoody]

It's just the calm before the storm. We are all focusing on the task at hand. We'll let our clubs do the talking at TW.

The way you change clubs you need an interpreter to understand what they are saying to ya by the time the reach Trillium. Most likely they'll be saying what did you do that for and please don't throw me again.
TWoody

[Big Johnny69]

The way you change clubs you need an interpreter to understand what they are saying to ya by the time the reach Trillium. Most likely they'll be saying what did you do that for and please don't throw me again.
TWoody

Well it's a good think I speak Ping, Nike, Titleist, Taylor Made etc.....

[TWoody]

6 days without a post in this thread. You guys are too quiet here. Is there something you're worried about?
TWoody

[LobWedge]

6 days without a post in this thread. You guys are too quiet here. Is there something you're worried about?
TWoody

We're working on our victory speech.

[Mattchew]

6 days without a post in this thread. You guys are too quiet here. Is there something you're worried about?
TWoody

was always told that the quiet one's are the one's to look out for....take enough crap and they will beat ya bad!
so its not us that should be worried!

[big mac]

Just woke up from my nap and saw this thread-----the fellas are packing and arranging weapons all in proper order----plus shopping for the proper attire as well as writing a lengthy victory speech----these guys are busy!!! Senior edition---great--McGoo and I are in

[TWoody]

We're working on our victory speech.

Is that the one that starts out with, I have a dream.

[TWoody]

was always told that the quiet one's are the one's to look out for....take enough crap and they will beat ya bad!
so its not us that should be worried!

Like Buford Pusser, walk tall and carry a big stick.

[ironmaster15213]

Like Buford Pusser, walk tall and carry a big stick.

.....Would that be a big stick of gum you know.....To keep your mouth busy so you can't answer the question of the Toronto reporters, " So where's the trophy????? "

[davevandyk]

cmon boys, easy on those TGN/TGI guys, you know they are fragile and have been beaten down continuously... just barely beat them by double digits this year, throw them a bone or two!!

[Leftygolfer3]

... just barely beat them by double digits this year, throw them a bone or two!!

Double digits! Pipe down and put a shhrimp on the barbie there pally!

I think the OG guys are too busy making sure they have enough players to field a team!

[Big Johnny69]

Double digits! Pipe down and put a shhrimp on the barbie there pally!

I think the OG guys are too busy making sure they have enough players to field a team!

This, I can't argue with.

[LobWedge]

Go TEAM OG!!

[corchard]

YAAAAWWWWWN!

I hope you guys got it all figured out, ya bunch of drama Queen's. A hen picked Captain who has to beg on the street for loose change (don't worry I'll buy you some cooking sherry Sat night), and his merry crew of depends wearing, viagara popping hacks.

I think I need to spike your prune juice.

Volley fired!

[Big Johnny69]

YAAAAWWWWWN!

I hope you guys got it all figured out, ya bunch of drama Queen's. A hen picked Captain who has to beg on the street for loose change (don't worry I'll buy you some cooking sherry Sat night), and his merry crew of depends wearing, viagara popping hacks.

I think I need to spike your prune juice.

Volley fired!

That's not a volley, that's a bomb. I have to give you credit on this one. Truth be told, I'm just happy to be going. I'm sure we'll all get together and have a good laugh over some pints.

[Bouche]

I think that someone should start sourcing out a good place for the OG guys to pick up some discounted canes so they can hobble themselves around Trillium!

Who needs canes when we can use our putters.