OG vs TGN Ryder Cup- Trash

[hoolio]

An older couple drives by slowly, and we hear the woman in the car say, "OMG, they're watching porn!" We all lost it. I swear they could hear us laughing back here in Ottawa.

Did he slow down?

[LobWedge]

Did he slow down?

Yep.

[NoBack]

An older couple drives by slowly, and we hear the woman in the car say, "OMG, they're watching porn!" We all lost it. I swear they could hear us laughing back here in Ottawa.

Yeah and try and explain you were watching CaddySahck.......... "but officer, it REALLY is CaddyShack ........"

[Indio]

So when you fellows are tucked away in your cozy jammy's and wide eyed in anticiaption of your bed time story, I will read you guys the reader's digest version of how Ottawa pounded Toronto, -short and sweet-!

VERY short and even more SWEET

[TWoody]

What's goin' on here? Bed time stories , movie watchin' , scarin' old folks.
Jeez! We haven't even got to the event yet and the OG guys are goin' soft. Next thing we'll be hearing about is . Pick up the pace. Even ironmaster, bad knee and all, is moving faster than the rest of ya.
Weekend volley fired
TWoody

[LobWedge]

I prefer to let my clubs do the talking.

[Bouche]

same here.

[TWoody]

I prefer to let my clubs do the talking.

That'll explain all the quiet!
TWoody

[mpare]

Today mine were speaking a language foreign to me.

I prefer to let my clubs do the talking.

[TWoody]

Today mine were speaking a language foreign to me.

Did I notice the OG team unraveling in the other thread. The boys over at TGN are drooling at the thought of holding the trophy.
This weeks volley has been fired.
TWoody

[Big Johnny69]

Did I notice the OG team unraveling in the other thread. The boys over at TGN are drooling at the thought of holding the trophy.
This weeks volley has been fired.
TWoody

How embarassed will you guys be when you end up losing to a bunch of gimps and cripples.

Volley returned!!!

[The Saint]

Did I notice the OG team unraveling in the other thread. The boys over at TGN are drooling at the thought of holding the trophy.
This weeks volley has been fired.
TWoody

I thought they were drolling because they had't put their teeth in; or their tongues are still dragging on the ground from last year's WHOMPIN!

[LobWedge]

Did I notice the OG team unraveling in the other thread. The boys over at TGN are drooling at the thought of holding the trophy.
This weeks volley has been fired.
TWoody

Thems fightin' words, varmint!

[Indio]

How embarassed will you guys be when you end up losing to a bunch of gimps and cripples.

Volley returned!!!

Hey!!!!!!!! Frank, Mike and myself represent that remark! But you forget the mentally challenged aspect

[Big Johnny69]

Hey!!!!!!!! Frank, Mike and myself represent that remark! But you forget the mentally challenged aspect

I was also referring to Mattchew with is messed up wrist and Mike with his bum ankle. Always thinking about yourself aren't you.....you aren't the only one with injuries, you know.

[Indio]

I was also referring to Mattchew with is messed up wrist and Mike with his bum ankle. Always thinking about yourself aren't you.....you aren't the only one with injuries, you know.

I have officially been put in my place.....

[Big Johnny69]

I have officially been put in my place.....

It's a team game Bob, you guys can hobble around the course as a team and bring home the trophy.

[LobWedge]

I have officially been put in my place.....

Isn't that what's going on your headstone?

[Indio]

Isn't that what's going on your headstone?

Not anytime soon my friend..... not anytime soon

[The Saint]

Isn't that what's going on your headstone?

You are quick!

[LobWedge]

I'm feeling the pain too. Got a bit of a dodgy hip right now. Nothing major, just enough to be annoying.

Maybe our theme song should be Up on Cripple Creek by The Band.

[Indio]

You are quick!

There appears to be a 'theme' developing here

[ironmaster15213]

I'll glue a little pewter crutch under the arm of the figure on the trophy so it tells an accurate story of Ottawas win

[Indio]

I'll glue a little pewter crutch under the arm of the figure on the trophy so it tells an accurate story of Ottawas win

LMAO

[LobWedge]

I'll glue a little pewter crutch under the arm of the figure on the trophy so it tells an accurate story of Ottawas win

Best familiarize yourselves with this too.

4-3/7 Club Broken While Used as Cane
Q. A player uses one of his clubs as a cane while climbing a hill and the shaft breaks. May he replace the club during the round?
A. Yes. A club broken in such circumstances is considered to have become “damaged in the normal course of play” as its use as a cane is considered a reasonable act — see Decision 4-3/1.

[Mattchew]

I was also referring to Mattchew with is messed up wrist and Mike with his bum ankle. Always thinking about yourself aren't you.....you aren't the only one with injuries, you know.

no worries about me....when it come time to play there will be no problems with my wrist! even if I have to tape the club to my arm I wont be missing this!

[Indio]

Best familiarize yourselves with this too.

4-3/7 Club Broken While Used as Cane
Q. A player uses one of his clubs as a cane while climbing a hill and the shaft breaks. May he replace the club during the round?
A. Yes. A club broken in such circumstances is considered to have become “damaged in the normal course of play” as its use as a cane is considered a reasonable act — see Decision 4-3/1.

Hey Frank, maybe we could ask to borrow our FC's driver or putter for a minute or two

[ironmaster15213]

Hey Frank, maybe we could ask to borrow our FC's driver or putter for a minute or two

.....We're so petite that I doubt that we would hardly bend them more than a few degrees if we leaned on them

[Indio]

.....We're so petite that I doubt that we would hardly bend them more than a few degrees if we leaned on them

Frank, Frank, Frank, we will have a cart

[ironmaster15213]

Frank, Frank, Frank, we will have a cart

.......ooohhhhhh!!! I like how you think