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02-22-2008 04:59 PM #1
The Greeter and the witch
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The
oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and
thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Mahatma Gandhi
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02-22-2008 05:22 PM #2
Good one!
Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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02-22-2008 05:50 PM #3
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02-22-2008 06:47 PM #4
That is like a mastercard commercial priceless
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