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  1. 02-22-2008 04:59 PM #1
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    The Greeter and the witch

    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her
    two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
    Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

    The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The
    oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
    twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, replied the greeter. 'I just
    couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and
    thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
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    Good one!
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    Very solid!!
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    That is like a mastercard commercial priceless
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