If you live in Ottawa and work for the feds, you'll appreciate this :



A young man from Victoria , B.C., was hired as the lifeguard
at the pool at the Prime Minister's residence at 24 Sussex Drive.


The Harper family was making use of the pool when one of their two
children encountered some difficulty and cried for help.

The lifeguard ignored the cries.

So Stephen himself had to plunge into the pool to rescue the boy.

Afterwards, Harper grilled the lifeguard.

"You ass! Didn't you see that my son was in trouble?"

"Yes, sir, but I can't swim." said the lifeguard

"How the hell did you land the job of lifeguard, then?" the PM asked

''I'm bilingual." said the 'guard.