Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Ft
Myers, Florida.
They turned a corner and see a sign that says, " Old
Timers Bar - all drinks
10 cents."

They look at each other, then go in, thinking this is
too good to be
true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across
the room, "Come
on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be,
Gentlemen?"

There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the
men ask for a
martini.
In short order, the bartender serves up four iced
martinis... Shaken,
not stirred, and says, "That'll be 10 cents each,
please."

The four men stare at the bartender for a moment, then
look at each
other... They can't believe their good luck. They pay
the 40 cents, finish their
martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the
bartender again
saying "That's 40 cents, please"

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more
than they can stand.
They have each had two martinis, and so far they've
spent less than a
dollar.

Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to
serve martinis as
good as these for a dime apiece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Boston ," the bartender
said, "and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for
$25 million and decided
to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine,
liquor, beer, it's all the
same."

Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men The
four of them
sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice
three other guys at the end
of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them,
and hadn't ordered
anything the whole time they were there.
One man gestures at the three at the end of
the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's
with them?"

The bartender says, "Oh, they're retired Ford workers
from Ontario. They're waiting for happy hour when
drinks are half price."