Secret Santa

[IRON MAIDEN]

La Senza eh.....? OK, I'm in. But do they really make golf stuff there?

[Golfbum]

Why havn't any of the ladies signed up--I wouldn't mind a trip to "La Senza"

Settle down Old Boy If you go there you better check your blood pressure before and after entering the store! Better yet, Victoria Secret's Online Shopping, never have to leave the chair

[Golfbum]

La Senza eh.....? OK, I'm in. But do they really make golf stuff there?

I have seen some items in that store that would be fine by me if women golfers were wearing them

[IRON MAIDEN]

I have seen some items in that store that would be fine by me if women golfers were wearing them

You can get me my WINNING Rider cup outfit for next year....make it green please.

[Golfbum]

You can get me my WINNING Rider cup outfit for next year....make it green please.

What size?
I am sure you realize you would still have to provide the outer wear

[mpare]

I certainly hope that the ladies aren't underestimating the level of our sophistication. I know how to open the door into La Senza. As long as I know the size, I'm golden. The trick is getting that size. That can be a dicey exercise!

Why havn't any of the ladies signed up--I wouldn't mind a trip to "La Senza"

[Golfbum]

I certainly hope that the ladies aren't underestimating the level of our sophistication. I know how to open the door into La Senza. As long as I know the size, I'm golden. The trick is getting that size. That can be a dicey exercise!

Whatever you do, make sure you do NOT BUY A SIZE TOO BIG Err on the correct side by always buying a smaller size, you are safe then (25 Years Experience, trust me on this one! )

Geoff I will let you know if I am in by the end of the weekend. I know a lot of people do not want to bother shipping. Since I am in the Banana Belt my gift would have to be shipped.
I'll let ya know.

[Hacker]

Whatever you do, make sure you do NOT BUY A SIZE TOO BIG Err on the correct side by always buying a smaller size, you are safe then (25 Years Experience, trust me on this one! )

I see that in your 25 years you've never bought a BRA or bra related item

Size too small???? I hope you have a comfortable couch

[Hacker]

I see that in your 25 years you've never bought a BRA or bra related item

Size too small???? I hope you have a comfortable couch

Besides........anyone who isn't totally asleep at the wheel knows that you sneak a look at the tags on their current "inventory" when they are at home

[Paulio]

You can get me my WINNING Rider cup outfit for next year....make it green please.

That's the spirit!

[Golfbum]

I see that in your 25 years you've never bought a BRA or bra related item

Size too small???? I hope you have a comfortable couch

Not too sure about you Scotty but I do not wear bras

Plus I have never had to sleep on the couch! Must be doing something right!

[sillywilly]

Its true, I wouldn't be planning a trip to come play a round with you next season if it wasn't for secret santa. Remember, first year on the forum we wanted to kill eachother!

But look at the fine relationship that has grown between the two of us since Christmas. I am now your Mentor, the guy you come to when you are having problems with women. life, golf swing etc etc.

You are the son I never had However that does not mean you are invited for Christmas Dinner

[sillywilly]

Settle down Old Boy If you go there you better check your blood pressure before and after entering the store! Better yet, Victoria Secret's Online Shopping, never have to leave the chair

YOu want my friend to end up in the hospital like you last year.... BM stay out of the store and the online store!! We need you around a lot longer than this! haha

[sillywilly]

I certainly hope that the ladies aren't underestimating the level of our sophistication. I know how to open the door into La Senza. As long as I know the size, I'm golden. The trick is getting that size. That can be a dicey exercise!

Mike you have been around long enough. Sometimes its better to get them a gift that is two sizes to small They will think you think they are smaller or look smaller than they are, they will go exchange it for whatever they want and you are now their fav person....

IronMaden.. you are a size 0?????

[Indio]

IronMaden.. you are a size 0?????

More like a 2 or 3 willy

[jonf]

Not too sure about you Scotty but I do not wear bras

It's called a Manzier (or maybe a Bro)

[mpare]

Ah, a Seinfeld fan.

It's called a Manzier (or maybe a Bro)

[Golfbum]

Mike you have been around long enough. Sometimes its better to get them a gift that is two sizes to small They will think you think they are smaller or look smaller than they are, they will go exchange it for whatever they want and you are now their fav person....

IronMaden.. you are a size 0?????

Hey Hacker, the above words might well be the smartest ones I have ever seen from Sillywilly!

He's got it right, two sizes too small.

"Are you sure that size is too small " Then you give them this look

Hey Indio, why do you know what size Iron Maiden wears? Does Bugsy know about this?

[NoBack]

Hey Indio, why do you know what size Iron Maiden wears? Does Bugsy know about this?

And how about PizzaMan?

[Hacker]

Hey Hacker, the above words might well be the smartest ones I have ever seen from Sillywilly!

He's got it right, two sizes too small.

"Are you sure that size is too small " Then you give them this look

Hey Indio, why do you know what size Iron Maiden wears? Does Bugsy know about this?

I agree 100% with the philosophy with every article of clothing EXCEPT a bra.......I've yet to meet a lady that appreciates when a man thinks that her breasts are smaller than they really are

But I digress, we were talking about shopping at La Senza weren't we

[big mac]

OK folks--I may have to redeem myself a little here. The gift is supposed to be for "Her" not you! I think this might separate the "boys" from the "Men"

[sillywilly]

I tried to use this method when I bought hacker some underwear last year for his birthday. I bought it two sizes to small and actually turned out to be his size...

[Big Johnny69]

Anyone else interested? It will be lots of fun.

[Big Johnny69]

Nobody else interested? The deadline is Sunday.

[sillywilly]

hey kids, my schedule just got crazy busy. I'm going to have to remove my name from the list sorry folks. Next year for sure

[Big Johnny69]

hey kids, my schedule just got crazy busy. I'm going to have to remove my name from the list sorry folks. Next year for sure

Party pooper!!!! You have been removed.

[atomic]

Sign me up, sounds like fun!

[Shivas Irons]

Yep, I think you kind of nailed why none of the ladies have signed up.

hilarious

[overswing]

I signed up but I'm not on the list ... Come on now geoff! haha

[Chambokl]

Hey Geoff..... I would be glad to join in. I live in Kirkalnd Lake so shipping is in.

This should be fun....