The Wifes are starting to realize our obsession!!!

[Paulio]

So.. I go on facebook last night, to find a new picture on my wifes profile page. Yikes.. what has happened to me. I love them both, we'll keep it at that...

[Kilroy]

Classic newlywed bride. In time. Once the kids graduate HS it will be changed to "Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out!" & "Have Fun!" But be sure to call when you leave the course to give the pool man time to clear out!

[Big Johnny69]

So.. I go on facebook last night, to find a new picture on my wifes profile page. Yikes.. what has happened to me. I love them both, we'll keep it at that...

Classic newlywed bride. In time. Once the kids graduate HS it will be changed to "Don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out!" & "Have Fun!" But be sure to call when you leave the course to give the pool man time to clear out!

These are two hilarious posts.

[PEI Golfing]

So.. I go on facebook last night, to find a new picture on my wifes profile page. Yikes.. what has happened to me. I love them both, we'll keep it at that...

Paulio, I think most of us have been there............

You can always use one argument my friend used. His wife was always after him for golfing a couple of times a week. He calmly said ok, I will keep track of the hours I am away golfing per week, which worked out to be approximatley 12 hours. Then said to her, and you keep track of the hours you spend on "facebook" per week.
Needless to say, my friend WON the argument !!!

P.S. Just make sure she doesn't add the time you spend on this forum.......

[Paulio]

To her this forum is getting to be like some dirty website. it's always like. "What are you doing!!?? Are you on Ottawa Golf again??" I hope she never decides to go on here..

[jvincent]

Classic.

You need to show your woman more love Paulio.

[gbower]

My wife now justs asks me each day what time I have to be at work. Now that the season is running down she's going to have to put up with me hanging around the house. I'm sure she'll still be expecting me to at least go visit the golf course.

[Mattchew]

Paul...remember when I was standing at the back of the church 5min before your wedding and I told you " as your best man I dont think you should do this, your love for golf and asian women will come back and haunt you"!

[Chieflongtee]

To her this forum is getting to be like some dirty website. it's always like. "What are you doing!!?? Are you on Ottawa Golf again??" I hope she never decides to go on here..

You need to be after her a lot more often even when you don't feel like it. Pursue this venue for as long as it takes. After a while she will ask you: Don't you have a golf game today?

[Paulio]

Paul...remember when I was standing at the back of the church 5min before your wedding and I told you " as your best man I dont think you should do this, your love for golf and asian women will come back and haunt you"!

Ha, oh boy.. I am not sure that I should even comment on that.

[Paulio]

Thanks for all the advice guys. Maybe I should just ask her to caddy for me often.

[jvincent]

Must..... resist..... joke..... about..... Mrs. Paulio..... carrying...... club ....... and ...... balls.

[Mattchew]

ya...i dont think she will be carrying your bag anytime soon!

[Paulio]

To Mattchew and Jvincent, on behalf of Dan.. lets keep this clean. There are also real golf wifes on this forum shaking their heads in disgust.

[Mattchew]

To Mattchew and Jvincent, on behalf of Dan.. lets keep this clean. There are also real golf wifes on this forum shaking their heads in disgust.

truth hurts?

[Weazl]

Your wife cracks me up dude. Mine just shakes her head in disgust at my obsession and laughs when I'm on the site too.

[Marcos]

Just showed my wife this.We had a good laugh.Paulio and the misses thanks.One of the funniest thing i have seen about golf.



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[Paulio]

Glad I can be a help to you and your wife Marcos.

I am sure you and your wife had a bit of a different first reaction then I did. Mine was more like this all in one:

[Mattchew]

Glad I can be a help to you and your wife Marcos.

I am sure you and your wife had a bit of a different first reaction then I did. Mine was more like this all in one:

and this is you later after being on here for the last 3 hours ....... ....

[beatnik58]

So.. I go on facebook last night, to find a new picture on my wifes profile page. Yikes.. what has happened to me. I love them both, we'll keep it at that...

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated. If you resist it will just hurt more.

Dude, you need to go straight to the Florist and buy your wife a dozen roses. Then stop at the LCBO and grab a bottle of bubbly. Then (this is the hard part), spend the entire evening listening to your lovely bride as she talks about whatever she wants to talk about. Practice eye contact, nod in an interested and concerned manner, chuckle regularly.

Repeat as necessary. Take this from an old dog who can now play golf pretty much anytime he wants, this works!

[Paulio]

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated. If you resist it will just hurt more.

Dude, you need to go straight to the Florist and buy your wife a dozen roses. Then stop at the LCBO and grab a bottle of bubbly. Then (this is the hard part), spend the entire evening listening to your lovely bride as she talks about whatever she wants to talk about. Practice eye contact, nod in an interested and concerned manner, chuckle regularly.

Repeat as necessary. Take this from an old dog who can now play golf pretty much anytime he wants, this works!

Ha, thank you doctor.

[MusicMan]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your wife is priceless

[Indio]

So.. I go on facebook last night, to find a new picture on my wifes profile page. Yikes.. what has happened to me. I love them both, we'll keep it at that...

Paul Paul Paul..... look at her note, it says why do you LIKE golf more than me....

Come back with honey, I LIKE golf but I ADORE you ....

Also, nip it in the bud quickly and show her who is boss or your golfing days are numbered my friend

[Hacker]

Dude - look at those little blue puppy dog eyes.............now put down your mouse, shut off the PC and spend some time with the little woman

[PEI Golfing]

Dude - look at those little blue puppy dog eyes.............now put down your mouse, shut off the PC and spend some time with the little woman

Paul, always best to point out to her that you spend little time on this forum "compared" to others..........

Do up a detailed excel spreadsheet with powerpoint bar graphs and theme music if necessary.

It can go something like this:

Name ; Join Date ; # Posts ; Title

Hacker; June 2006; 3,599 ; I have no Life

Indio; August 2005; 5,861; Hall of Fame

jvincent; March 2004; 3,229; Really, I have kids?

Paulio; March 2004; 364; (Note* Have Dan change to "I Love my Wife Dearly"


You will be so low on the graph she will even have trouble seeing your stats when compared to the Forum "Superstars"..........

[jvincent]

Hey, I showed my wife this thread and she thought is was funny.

[MusicMan]

that would actually be really funny if Dan cahnged your name to "I love my wife dearly" then show that to her

[Mattchew]

Update: Paul will not be on tonight, having a romantic dinner with the wife...
but when it slips out and he starts talking about the great deal he got on a club today she will shut him down and he will be back with his friends that love him for who he really is A club HO!

[Indio]

Update: Paul will not be on tonight, having a romantic dinner with the wife...
but when it slips out and he starts talking about the great deal he got on a club today she will shut him down and he will be back with his friends that love him for who he really is A club HO!

ROFLMAO.... did he SMS you or sneak into the closet and call you asking you to post?

[Paulio]

Oh gosh...

This thread is getting pretty good guys. I think tonight was a huge success for me. As Matt pointed out.. I made dinner, cleaned up, and ran the bath. I am usually only good for 1 of the 3 per night. Things are looking up boys, things are looking up.