> > A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple
> of strokes.
> > "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to
> himself.
> >
> > Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and
> > whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
> >
> > Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the Golfer
> also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, "Sure," and sinks the
> putt.
> >
> > Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to
> get an eagle on this one." The same stranger is at his side again and
> whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
> >
> Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.
> >
> > On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
> > Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to
> his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of
> your sex life?"
> >
> > "Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
> >
> > As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
> him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know
> who I am.
> >
> > I am the devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."
> >
> > "Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."