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    Miss Teen South Carolina speaks on education

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIA...elated&search=

    don't worry, it comes with subtitles.
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    Hilarious.. saw that this morning..
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    Ooh Alex I got this one........What country is south of Canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaster15213 View Post
    Ooh Alex I got this one........What country is south of Canada
    There's lots!

    Mexico, Cuba, Brazil, Argentina, Ecuador, Barbados....the list goes on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffc View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIA...elated&search=

    don't worry, it comes with subtitles.
    Can anyone translate? Even the subtitles didn't help me! Someone tell me this wasn't serious, it was a put on.... puuuuuuulease let it be staged!
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    Its as if she took a number of her pre-prepared answers and blended them all together................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    Can anyone translate? Even the subtitles didn't help me! Someone tell me this wasn't serious, it was a put on.... puuuuuuulease let it be staged!
    Somebody on another site I read posted the "transcript" of her answer. Reading it is no easier than listening to it.

    I actually feel kind of sorry for the girl. She's 17 years old (I looked it up) and she's got her big chance on national TV and, to use golf terminology, hits 3 balls OB before eventually 5-putting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jvincent View Post
    Somebody on another site I read posted the "transcript" of her answer. Reading it is no easier than listening to it.

    I actually feel kind of sorry for the girl. She's 17 years old (I looked it up) and she's got her big chance on national TV and, to use golf terminology, hits 3 balls OB before eventually 5-putting.
    She was interviewed on TV a while ago and she explained that she was so nervous that she just went blank and doesn't know where any of her answer came from.... LOL well that makes two of us honey!
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    I wonder if the Jedi mind trick would work on her?


    Quote Originally Posted by jeffc View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIA...elated&search=

    don't worry, it comes with subtitles.

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    Championship Cup PEI Golfing is on a distinguished road PEI Golfing's Avatar
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    Reminds me of some of my written answers on exams during University.
    My mind would go blank and would try to piece together a few paragraphs with bits and pieces from that particular section of the course hoping to pick up part marks...............
    Sounds like this young lady tried to do the same, only she had to give a verbal answer on National TV..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by PEI Golfing View Post
    Reminds me of some of my written answers on exams during University.
    My mind would go blank and would try to piece together a few paragraphs with bits and pieces from that particular section of the course hoping to pick up part marks...............
    Sounds like this young lady tried to do the same, only she had to give a verbal answer on National TV..............
    reminds me of some of this stuff...



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    I watched that, and was thoroughly disappointed that Mario Lopez didn't run backstage, jump into AC Slater's bright purple Bayside Tigers wrestling outfit and put her into a submission hold until she could properly spell out the word "Cat".

    I've got another question for her to answer: Why do 5 out of 5 men who watch beauty pageants opt to use their mute button?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoolio View Post
    I've got another question for her to answer: Why do 5 out of 5 men who watch beauty pageants opt to use their mute button?
    Do not know what her answer would be.................but I would say for similiar reasons 5 out of 5 men turn up the volume during Womens Tennis..............
    "So many moving parts. Your whole body's moving, and this ball is not moving. It's standing still, laughing at you." [B] Tiger Woods[/B]

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    ... bring on the silicone of silence...

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    I try not to take stuff like this too seriously, god only knows how retarded I'd be in front of a camera, but that was funny as hell lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jvincent View Post
    She's 17 years old (I looked it up) and she's got her big chance on national TV and, to use golf terminology, hits 3 balls OB before eventually 5-putting.
    ...but I, like hit it, like, really good today. Maybe Nike will give her a big fat endorsement contract
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    Continuing the golf analogy, her post-competition interview would have gone like this: Gee, I was really close to the right answer. Like I felt it was almost there. I hit quite a few nouns, and verbs were really coming along. I know I'm weak on adverbs, but that will come. As for responsiveness and insight, I think that stage threw me. With a bit of luck, the complete sentences will come along in no time. With Michelle Wie advising me, I just gotta be a success!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shivas Irons View Post
    ...but I, like hit it, like, really good today. Maybe Nike will give her a big fat endorsement contract
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    You are sooooo cruel

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