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    Exclamation Hi! New golfer here...

    Hi, there.
    I may actually be a little premature in even joining the forums here, as I haven't actually played a round of golf yet , but what the heck.

    I am planning, however, to give the game a try. I was gifted an ancient (read: woods made of wood) set of clubs, I've just finished reading Golf for Dummies (stop laughing, I'm serious), and I've been to the range a few times.

    At first glance, this seems like a friendly community for me to harass and assault with stupid questions, and perhaps even find someone to play golf with once in a while (unfortunately, none of my friends play golf).

    So here I am and there goes the neighbourhood!

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    Welcome aboard and congrats on taking up an awsome game..
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    Hall of Fame MusicMan is on a distinguished road MusicMan's Avatar
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    welcome to the site.

    Peace, Love, and Good Golf.

    PS. there are no such thing as stupid questions

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    The only stuppid questions are the ones you didn't ask...

    Welcome!
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    Welcome to the community! Trust me, if you saw half of my posts, you would not hesitate to post ANYTHING in here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    Welcome to the community! Trust me, if you saw half of my posts, you would not hesitate to post ANYTHING in here
    Just half of your posts?

    Welcome to the new golfer. Real wood woods eh? Well let me say, if you read the poll I put together you will see there are actually some of us old farts who have used real wood drivers and 3 woods!
    Of course that does not mean we are all old. Just Indio!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfbum View Post
    Just half of your posts?
    Well at least you put a smiley .......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    I saw half your posts, and you are correct.
    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    Hey, where is the smiley after you said that?????
    LMAO!!

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    I saw half your posts, and you are correct.
    Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    I saw half your posts, and you are correct.
    Hey, where is the smiley after you said that?????
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    Welcome, This site is awesome and so is the game, although it may cause major emotional meltdowns occasionally. It is still worth it.

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    Hall of Fame MusicMan is on a distinguished road MusicMan's Avatar
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    well I'm back to playing to a 9 handicap all of a sudden, so the bag isnt going anywhere as of yet... ill keep you posted Rickers

    sorry to thread jack skiddlydidly

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    3 Wood Skiddlydidly is on a distinguished road Skiddlydidly's Avatar
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    Thanks for the welcome, everyone.

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    Junior is our own Ian Poulter. Stylin Fo shizzle!
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    Forum Idiot Indio is on a distinguished road Indio's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    Junior is our own Ian Poulter. Stylin Fo shizzle!
    Ian Poulter? I was thinking more like Jesper Parnevik or Duffy Waldorf!
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    Founder Kilroy is on a distinguished road Kilroy's Avatar
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    Have you seen Poulter?

    Perhaps Jonny Miller? Let's chip in and buy Junior a wide white belt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank View Post
    Have you seen Poulter?

    Perhaps Jonny Miller? Let's chip in and buy Junior a wide white belt!

    Hey Hey, I am 51 and I have a WHITE BELT! It is not a wide one like JM used to wear but it sure looks fine with my plaid shorts! Plus I just bought a pair of white shorts. Wardrobe is near complete now!

    Some of us have fashion sense and some just do not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfbum View Post
    Hey Hey, I am 51 and I have a WHITE BELT! It is not a wide one like JM used to wear but it sure looks fine with my plaid shorts! Plus I just bought a pair of white shorts. Wardrobe is near complete now!

    Some of us have fashion sense and some just do not!
    And just which catagory do you believe you fall into?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    And just which catagory do you believe you fall into?
    Have you seen the commercials for Old Navy? They state "Get your FASH ON"
    I fall into the category!

    Last year at the Closing Banquet I was awarded the BEST DRESSED AWARD, even though it did not exist!

    I like to look good when I play, I like bright colours. Some guys wear the same navy blue shorts every Sunday with the same sweat stained hat. Not me!

    Look good, feel good, play good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golfbum View Post
    Hey Hey, I am 51 and I have a WHITE BELT! It is not a wide one like JM used to wear but it sure looks fine with my plaid shorts! Plus I just bought a pair of white shorts. Wardrobe is near complete now!

    Some of us have fashion sense and some just do not!
    But, but Rick do they have pleats in the front?
    Does the 2nd hole-n-one come easier ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by big mac View Post
    But, but Rick do they have pleats in the front?

    Some do, some don't!
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    you guys think your sooooooooooo funny eh....

    btw. i have a white belt,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarred Perl View Post

    btw. i have a white belt,
    nuthin' wrong with that... i too have a white belt... to match the white pants of course.
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    I rest my case!
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