Hockey Fan

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Hockey Fan

A first grade teacher in Toronto explains to her class that she is a
Toronto Maple Leaf fan. She asks her students to raise their hands
if they are Maple Leaf fans too. Not really knowing what a Maple Leaf
fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly
into the air. There is, however, one exception ... a little girl has not gone along with the class. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Maple Leaf fan!" she reports. "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Ottawa Senators fan!" the girl proudly said. The teacher is a little perturbed now ... her face slightly red. She asks Caitlyn why she is a Senators fan. "Well, my daddy and Mommy are Senators fans ....so I am a Senators fan too!" she responds. The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mommy was a moron, and your daddy was an idiot ... what would you be then?"
Caitlyn smiles and says ...."Then I'd be a Maple Leaf fan!"