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05-08-2007 01:03 PM #14PUTTGuest
Only A Golfer Would Understand This
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of a
busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my
upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud
speaker,
"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee
please!"
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in
my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back
up to the men's tee."
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating,
When once more, the Man yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back
up to the men's tee, please?!?!"
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back... "Would
the moron with the microphone please keep quiet and let me play my
second shot!"Last edited by Big Johnny69; 05-08-2007 at 02:37 PM. Reason: language edit
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05-11-2007 11:29 AM #2
Lol
Lots of yoga pants these days, not enough Yoga!
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05-20-2007 04:53 PM #3
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Oh no I didn't realize anyone found out about that
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05-20-2007 05:19 PM #4
Actually that had happened to me the other day. It was my first shot with my new Hogan CS-3 driver this season and it lands just left of the women's tee. Glad that I was playing alone and nobody was watching.
Dave
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