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04-30-2007 11:26 PM #14PUTTGuest
10 Best Caddy Replies
I did a search and could not find this so I hope it has never been posted before, if so admin please delete.
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TEN BEST CADDY REPLIES
# 10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
# 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
# 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
# 7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
# 6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
# 5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
# 4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
# 3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
# 2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
And the # 1 Best Caddy Comment.....
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir
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05-01-2007 07:28 PM #2
Love #6 and #9!!
Proud member of the 2009 OG/TGN Ryder Cup Champions
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05-02-2007 12:29 PM #3
Too bad your in London "4putt" you would fit in well up here!
Does the 2nd hole-n-one come easier ?
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