Personalized Golf Balls?

[Rusty]

Hi;

I have a chance to get some NXT golf balls with my name on them, or if I want, some clever line instead. Any suggestions for a quip that would be better than just my name? I can get 3 lines, 17 characters each line.
So far I have come up with

This ball was
4 holes old
when I lost it

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Thanks
Rusty

[jvincent]

"If found, please return to ......"

[Started2k3]

WATER MAGNET
TECHNOLOGY
INSIDE


WOOD MAGNET
TECHNOLOGY
INSIDE


BALL ODDS
1 IN 10 STRAIGHT
1 IN 3 WET


THIS SIDE UP
FOR SLICE


THIS SIDE UP
FOR HOOK

I will see if I can come up with any more.

[LobWedge]

"Not Yours"
"Provisional"
"Lost"
"I Wish I Was A Pro V1"
"My Dad Is A Pro V1"
"My Other Ball Is A Pro V1"
"Spalding Sucks"
"Callaway Sucks"
"Have You Seen A Hole Around Here Somewhere?"
"Looking For The Hole"
"Have You Seen The Club That Hit Me?"
"I'd Rather Be Driven By A Titleist"
"Your Ball Is 5 Yds Ahead Behind That Tree"
"You Just Proved That Ball Advertising Really Works"
"Ballwasher Calibration Device"
"Altitude Restricted Ball"
"Distance Restricted Ball"
"My Grandpa Was A DT90"
"I Hope A Squirrel Chokes On Me"
"Davis Love IV"
"Australian Model (Reverse Spin)"
"Alan Shepard, Fra Mauro Highlands February 6, 1971"
"ISS November 22, 2006"
"Limited Edition - 1 of 12"
"Papa Was A Rolling Stone"

[BC MIST]

Hi;

I have a chance to get some NXT golf balls with my name on them, or if I want, some clever line instead.

Where are you getting them personalized?

[LobWedge]

"Yo Mama's Butt Has More Dimples"
"Left-Handed Ball"
"It's Dark and Scary In Here"
"Don't Look Behind You"
"This Ball Treated With Female Bear Pheromones"
"This Ball Treated With Hole Repelent"
"What The Hell Took You So Long?"
"Your 5 Minutes Is Up"
"Next Time Hit One More Club"
"Do You Use Hand Cream?"
"Keep Looking, There's More Of Us In Here."
"Thank God! That Other Guy Sucks!"

[Golfbum]

How about

" I suck. That is why you found this ball "

[LobWedge]

"Will Work For Decent Golfer"
"Abandoned"
"Ouch!"
"Rollin, Rollin, Rollin..."
"Wanted: A Golfer With A Game"
"I Punched Steve Karam In The Eye!"

[Rusty]

Thanks guys!
My brother works in the states and his company is getting a run done, so far the ones I like the most are...

Provisional

and

Your 5 minutes are up!

Rusty

[Timothy.Reeve]

Finder's Keepers.
Cheers,
Tim

[ClubHead]

How about? "Give It Back!"

Or any one of LobWedge's ( my fave is the one about the squirell)

[big mac]

How about? "Give It Back!"

Or any one of LobWedge's ( my fave is the one about the squirell)

I could have used that one Friday at Hammond--

[Hacker]

Do you always touch other's balls??

[Indio]

Lady, Please don't squeeze the Tietilist