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  1. 03-20-2007 09:54 PM #1
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    Anyone hear from 'Dick'?

    Haven't seen or heard from 'Richard' in quite some time. Anyone know where he is hiding out?
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  2. 03-21-2007 07:14 AM #2
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    Spoke with him yesterday, he's hibernating for the winter. He'll be back, or so he assured me.
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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  3. 03-21-2007 08:30 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Johnston View Post
    Spoke with him yesterday....
    Ryder Cup preparations????
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  4. 03-21-2007 08:35 AM #4
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    I sure hope his preparations don't include finding new ways to grease the face of his driver. Peanut butter is not allowed during the Ryder Cup. More likely, he's in training bulking up. The poor guy needs more length off the tee.

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    Ryder Cup preparations????
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  5. 03-21-2007 08:40 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by spackler View Post
    Ryder Cup preparations????
    No, it wasn't about that.
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  6. 03-21-2007 01:09 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Johnston View Post
    Spoke with him yesterday, he's hibernating for the winter. He'll be back, or so he assured me.

    Is he allowed visitors? I hope the implants aren't meant for a woman!
    Some people are like Slinkies... they're really good for nothing, ... but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
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  7. 03-23-2007 01:08 AM #7
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    I'm right here baby!!! I was banned for a month (just kidding). I have been busy study for the act sci exams and finals. Trying to stay out of trouble and stay productive. I have been bulking up and now I have 6 weeks to get cut, I've put on about 6lbs of musle so far which is pretty good Arms are still big but also working on flexabillity. I will kick dans ass, mikes ass, geoffs ass anyone anyone else who wants to go. I have a secret weapon
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  8. 03-23-2007 05:51 AM #8
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    Oh my goodness. We're all in trouble now. Our nemesis is a muscle-bound scientist-to-be with an expertise in ass kicking. Well, this out of shape, oldster says: "Bring it on, college boy." So long as your flesh tone is not green, we're ready for you, Hulk. Seriously, good luck with your exams, Richard.

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    I'm right here baby!!! ... I will kick dans ass, mikes ass, geoffs ass anyone anyone else who wants to go. I have a secret weapon
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  9. 03-23-2007 12:41 PM #9
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    No need to worry Mike, Richard used the same work out regimen as Phil Mick. Hopefully he wont have man breasts like Phil, yuck.
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  10. 03-23-2007 12:48 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpare View Post
    Well, this out of shape, oldster says: "Bring it on, college boy."
    i wanna be there when mpare puts you back in your place!
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  11. 03-23-2007 01:00 PM #11
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    You'd think with all that actuarial knowledge "Dick" would be able to calculate the odds of him actually winning one of these matches.
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  12. 03-23-2007 01:03 PM #12
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    That's easy. His record speaks for itself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Richard" View Post
    I'm right here baby!!! I was banned for a month (just kidding). I have been busy study for the act sci exams and finals. Trying to stay out of trouble and stay productive. I have been bulking up and now I have 6 weeks to get cut, I've put on about 6lbs of musle so far which is pretty good Arms are still big but also working on flexabillity. I will kick dans ass, mikes ass, geoffs ass anyone anyone else who wants to go. I have a secret weapon
    We're talking about golf and not MMA right?
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  14. 03-23-2007 08:53 PM #14
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    I'm not playing any of you until I get my cap accurate So, until I get 10 rounds under my belt none of you will get to play the great gurdeep. Dan, we tied last time

    Pare, you are going to be giving me a ton of strokes, Jvincent!! Lets play, I challenge everyone to a match!
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  15. 03-23-2007 10:07 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Richard" View Post
    I'm not playing any of you until I get my cap accurate So, until I get 10 rounds under my belt none of you will get to play the great gurdeep. Dan, we tied last time

    Pare, you are going to be giving me a ton of strokes, Jvincent!! Lets play, I challenge everyone to a match!
    You're on... without flexibilty, bulkiness leads to ackward shots lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Richard" View Post
    Jvincent!! Lets play, I challenge everyone to a match!
    You're on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jvincent View Post
    You're on.
    John, I would ask what his secret weapon is... my guess it wouldn't be golf related
    Some people are like Slinkies... they're really good for nothing, ... but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
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  18. 03-23-2007 10:37 PM #18
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    I'm pretty sure I'll be able to handle it. I have new toys in the bag this year.
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    You may want to carry some Air freshener.. just in case his secret weapon is more personal


    Quote Originally Posted by jvincent View Post
    I'm pretty sure I'll be able to handle it. I have new toys in the bag this year.
    Some people are like Slinkies... they're really good for nothing, ... but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Richard" View Post
    I'm right here baby!!! I was banned for a month (just kidding). I have been busy study for the act sci exams and finals. Trying to stay out of trouble and stay productive. I have been bulking up and now I have 6 weeks to get cut, I've put on about 6lbs of musle so far which is pretty good Arms are still big but also working on flexabillity. I will kick dans ass, mikes ass, geoffs ass anyone anyone else who wants to go. I have a secret weapon

    BRING IT PUNK Bring whatever you have, and trust me you won't be taking it back home with you after I am done with you!
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  21. 03-23-2007 11:21 PM #21
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    Hell, the entire forum wants a piece of 'Dick' (groan, its all your Hacker)

    Lets have an OG 'Everyone Beat Up On 'Dick' Fun Forum Day'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indio View Post
    Hell, the entire forum wants a piece of 'Dick' (groan, its all your Hacker)

    Lets have an OG 'Everyone Beat Up On 'Dick' Fun Forum Day'
    Wait a second here, how did this become my fault - YOU are the one who started this thread and woke up the sleeping "Giant"


    ..........and if you want to speak in public about beating 'Dick' that is your choice, I for one prefer to avoid that topic
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  23. 03-24-2007 02:48 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hacker View Post
    Wait a second here, how did this become my fault - YOU are the one who started this thread and woke up the sleeping "Giant"


    ..........and if you want to speak in public about beating 'Dick' that is your choice, I for one prefer to avoid that topic
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