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    Sand Wedge ghudson is on a distinguished road
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    I don't know if you guys have read this one

    A MUST READ FOR YOU... HOW TO PLAY WINNING GOLF

    TABLE OF CONTENTS:

    Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
    Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Dunlop from the Rough When You Hit a
    Titleist from the Tee
    Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also
    see Chapter 8)
    Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
    Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the ... Proper hand gesture
    (finger)
    Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
    Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
    Chapter 8 - Rules Interpretation: "Loss of Ball is Penalty
    Enough..."
    Chapter 9 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
    Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the
    Water
    Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th
    Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
    Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
    Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your
    Opponent
    Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
    Chapter 16 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
    Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
    Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart
    Girl and give her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and
    stiff the bartender

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    bbad
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    If such a book existed, it would be a number one best seller! I'd even buy stock in that company..

    That was quite funny. I haven't seen it b4, but that's not to say it hasn't been here.


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    Sand Wedge ghudson is on a distinguished road
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    I know Ch 18 exists, how many times have you seen that one?

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    bbad
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    Have never understood that one..Then again..if the golf clubs were smart, they'd cater in the clubhouse as well..

    There's a bar & grill here in Ottawa called Moxy's. I swear the owner has a cardboard cutout for the girls and what they must look like to work there. I have never been able to get out of there for lest than $50. coincidence?

    He also does the same for the woman, so it makes for quite the 'ambiance'. Who's going to complain? Not me....

    Just my observations.

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    Sand Wedge ghudson is on a distinguished road
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    South Beach Bar And Grill Ocean Beach, CA The memo must have read 10 out of 10 and did you get your augmentation before you filled out your job application. All the gals are great, the food is too, 'ambiance' Pacific Ocean View from the bar with the French Portuguese twins working! Oh the tips I never walk out of there with any money in my pockets. Yes I've asked the gals if they would like to learn how to hit the ball!!

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