A sad realization

[jonf]

I was getting really pumped about making it to 2000 posts, but I have just realized that there's no name change associated with it. I'm still just going to be an uber poster. This makes me sad.

[Kilroy]

OK, let's take some suggestions for 2000 + posts.

Here is the current titles list

Putter 0
Lob Wedge 10
Sand Wedge 20
Mid Wedge 30
Pitching Wedge 40
9 Iron 50
8 Iron 60
7 Iron 70
6 Iron 80
5 Iron 90
4 Iron 100
3 Iron 110
2 Iron 120
1 Iron 130
7 Wood 150
5 Wood 175
3 Wood 200
Driver 250
Caddy 300
Golfer 350
Player 400
On tour 450
I'm a regular 500
Im a fixture here 550
Known entity 600
Consistently present 700
Habitual poster 800
Major Poster 900
Postaholic 1000
Sir Post-a-lot 1100
Uber Poster 1200

[jonf]

Wow, the scale ends at 1200. Clearly when you made it you had no idea how hopelessly addicted to this site some people would get . Not a bad problem to have though.

[jonf]

There we go, over 2000 should be "hopelessly addicted"

[MusicMan]

umm..

2000 = "I have no life"

[davevandyk]

There we go, over 2000 should be "hopelessly addicted"

sounds good to me, i don't know if i'm there yet, but i am def. "hopelessly addicted" i am checking this site every chance i get to a computer at work, and many times a nite!

[jonf]

It's probably a little long, but what about "I spend six hours a day on here and all I got was this lousy nickname"

[Kilroy]

Yah, that's too long. Keep them coming!

[Chieflongtee]

It's probably a little long, but what about "I spend six hours a day on here and all I got was this lousy nickname"

Procrastinator

[jonf]

Haha...yes sir. I'm "writing" my term paper right now.

[Chieflongtee]

Haha...yes sir. I'm "writing" my term paper right now.

There you go. Procrastinator it should be. If the boss in a good mood he'll change it to your personal preference except for: I have beaten Dan.

[atomic]

Hey Dan,
Why not just add a zero to all of the categories? Nobody has hit 12k yet have they?

[Ginker]

Hey Dan,
Why not just add a zero to all of the categories? Nobody has hit 12k yet have they?

Haha.. Geoff should be there any day now

[atomic]

Posts or feeback?

[jonf]

Now. Here's the real question. Can I do so much procrastinating that I make it to 2000 by the end of today? And by today I mean tomorrow, because I'm still up procrastinating today, which is like yesterday for those of you who are now waking up on sunday, which is today, but also kind of like tomorrow for me.

[Golfbum]

umm..

2000 = "I have no life"

Ya, we know that Jarred. As a young guy you should not be spending as much time on here as you do.
WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN

It is a different story for us "OLD DUDES" who have more time. We are not out trying to impress the opposite sex. In fact we are sent to our computers so we can leave them alone!

I am lucky, I have a special name under my user name

2000 Posts - POST PIGGIE or PIGGIE POSTER

[mberube]

Q-School
The Open
Green Jacket
Grand Slam
Weekend hacker
I hate winter
Eats here
Lives here
Sleeps here
Golf nut
Lunatic Poster
Hall of Fame (for 12000 posts)

Mike

[Gapwedge]

Lob Wedge 10
Sand Wedge 20
Mid Wedge 30
Pitching Wedge 40

I don't know many people who carry a mid wedge - but I know a lot that carry a gap wedge.

I know - off topic.
________
SUBARU LEONE SPECIFICATIONS

[PEI Golfing]

umm..

2000 = "I have no life"

Why don't you combine the best of both worlds............

http://www.golfmates.com/

[Kilroy]

Well if that's all the sugegstions, I'll fill out the list.
Thanks

[jonf]

No Dan, thank you. I can't wait to hit 2000 and see what I get.

[Kona Golf]

Fairway Junkie

[Timothy.Reeve]

How about being a postmaster? Or even postmistress!

[Indio]

Here is my 2½ ¢ worth

OGPS (ottawaGolf Postal Service)
Lives Here
Anybody seen my spouse?
Really, I have kids?
Door Mat
Welcome Mat
Need a Break
Turns Out the Lights at Night
Has the Key to the Forum
Forum Night Shift Security
Has a Cot in the Corner of the Forum
Can't get him/her out of here
Just Won't Leave
We need to move and not tell him/her
Must be Single
Has no Real Friends
Thothoitis
Beyond Help
Just Try and Keep me Away

[mberube]

Here is my 2½ ¢ worth

OGPS (ottawaGolf Postal Service)
Lives Here
Anybody seen my spouse?
Really, I have kids?
Door Mat
Welcome Mat
Need a Break
Turns Out the Lights at Night
Has the Key to the Forum
Forum Night Shift Security
Has a Cot in the Corner of the Forum
Can't get him/her out of here
Just Won't Leave
We need to move and not tell him/her
Must be Single
Has no Real Friends
Thothoitis
Beyond Help
Just Try and Keep me Away

[PEI Golfing]

Here is my 2½ ¢ worth

OGPS (ottawaGolf Postal Service)
Lives Here
Anybody seen my spouse?
Really, I have kids?
Door Mat
Welcome Mat
Need a Break
Turns Out the Lights at Night
Has the Key to the Forum
Forum Night Shift Security
Has a Cot in the Corner of the Forum
Can't get him/her out of here
Just Won't Leave
We need to move and not tell him/her
Must be Single
Has no Real Friends
Thothoitis
Beyond Help
Just Try and Keep me Away

[Kilroy]

The User Titles have been re-done. Enjoy!

[Pinshark]

Q School....I like it. Now to make the next step.

[jonf]

Forum Jedi...I love it. But...I'm going to lose it soon. I don't know if I want to hit 2000 now.

[Colby]

I still miss mine - Out of Bounds...