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02-20-2007 03:13 PM #1
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chuck norris beats jack bauer!!!
When jack bauer lost his car keys, he tortured himslef for 30 minutes until he knew the exact location of the keys. Chuck Norris stole his keys and his car.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. The boogeyman checks his closet for
Jack Bauer. Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people. Wait, these are Chuck Norris jokes with Jack Bauer's name, You have to steal Chuck Norris jokes to be funny.
Chuck Norris fought the law and the law got round house kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his freinds could tell them there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer got into a fight. Wait, thats not possible because Jack Bauer doesnt exist.
Kim Bauer lost her virginity to Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer doesn't have the balls to put it back.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack can't escape a round house kick.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing
Napolean Dynamyte describes Jack Bauers penis, short and goes off after 30 seconds
Chuck Norris's favorite colonge is Jack Bauers blood, Steven Segal is a close second
Chuck Norris let Vince Vaughn play Dodgeball, then he roundhoused kicked him and Ben Stiller in the face
When a woman thinks about Jack Bauer during sex, it is because they are wondering what a lesbian affair would be like.
Chuck Norris has no pubic hair because hair doesnt grow on steel sillyLast edited by chucknorris; 02-20-2007 at 03:34 PM. Reason: why not
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