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02-03-2007 08:09 AM #1
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Poems by women and men
Woman's Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and
begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with Huge boobs who owns a Bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a rat's ass.
"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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