Woman's Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and
begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with Huge boobs who owns a Bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a rat's ass.