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  1. 01-31-2007 12:33 PM #1
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    Dumbest Kid In The World?

    Dumbest Kid in the World?

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
    "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

    The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
    "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

    "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
    "Hey, son…May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?"

    The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

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  2. 02-01-2007 10:14 PM #2
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    Brilliant!
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  3. 02-11-2007 10:56 AM #3
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    hahaha i like it
    Proost!
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  4. 02-11-2007 07:57 PM #4
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    A'int it the truth tho!
    Does the 2nd hole-n-one come easier ?
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  5. 02-11-2007 09:24 PM #5
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    Good 1 Golfbum ...
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