What is the best Conspiracy Theory you have ever heard?

"Richard" · 01-30-2007 03:09 PM

I would have to say my fav one is...

A typical suppressed invention story is that of the incredibly efficient automobile carburetor, whose inventor was supposedly killed or hounded into obscurity by petroleum companies desirous to protect their business from an engine that would make their product obsolete. It has been claimed that the Elsbett diesel engine running on plant oil had to put up against unfair competition practices

**Big Johnny69** · 01-30-2007 03:20 PM

Michelle Wie didn't have an injury when she showed up at her latest attempt to play with the big boys. She just had a bandage wrap on to have a built in excuse for not making the cut again.

**Sakuraba** · 01-30-2007 03:20 PM

I've heard of that one.

Another that makes me laugh is the niccotine in Tim Horton's coffee one.

**Hacker** · 01-30-2007 03:26 PM

Area 51

**Big Johnny69** · 01-30-2007 03:35 PM

Another one of my favourites is claims circulating that "Richard" can carry the ball 290 yds.

**Sorry buddy, just couldn't resist.**

**ironmaster15213** · 01-30-2007 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Geoff Johnston

Another one of my favourites is claims circulating that "Richard" can carry the ball 290 yds.

**Sorry buddy, just couldn't resist.**

.......Checked it out at Snopes.com and found out that the truth is he can't hit it a lick further than 284 carry!!!

**jonf** · 01-30-2007 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by Sakuraba

I've heard of that one.

Another that makes me laugh is the niccotine in Tim Horton's coffee one.

it's either nicotine, or nutmeg (which is also extremely addictive). That, or crack.

**Indio** · 01-30-2007 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by Hacker

Area 51

You don't believe in area 51???????????

**Ginker** · 01-30-2007 08:59 PM

I think I heard once that Richard thought he could beat Dan..

I am not sure if thats a conspiracy or just lunacy?

**Indio** · 01-30-2007 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by Lance LePage

I think I heard once that Richard thought he could beat Dan..

I am not sure if thats a conspiracy or just lunacy?

My vote is LUNACY!

**MusicMan** · 01-30-2007 09:16 PM

J.f.k

**Indio** · 01-30-2007 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Jarred Perl

J.f.k

So what were you doing when he was killed?

**MusicMan** · 01-30-2007 09:25 PM

well i was born in 1986...

**Indio** · 01-30-2007 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by Jarred Perl

well i was born in 1986...

So you were a fantasy in your fathers mind then!

**MusicMan** · 01-30-2007 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Indio

So you were a fantasy in your fathers mind then!

1963.... uh my dad was 1... good try though

**Indio** · 01-30-2007 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by Jarred Perl

1963.... uh my dad was 1... good try though

hmmmm, I will leave that one alone

**Hacker** · 01-31-2007 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by Indio

You don't believe in area 51???????????

Oh I believe, it's the cover-up that is the conspiracy

**MusicMan** · 01-31-2007 10:03 AM

lol....

or the first lunar landing...

**Ginker** · 01-31-2007 10:43 AM

The US trip to the moon may or may not be the greatest conspiracy ever..

**MusicMan** · 01-31-2007 11:59 AM

agreed

**Golfbum** · 01-31-2007 12:37 PM

Bermuda Triangle

Or for 28 years I actually cared about my job!

The truth to that one is coming out now though!

**Shivas Irons** · 01-31-2007 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by jonf

it's either nicotine, or nutmeg (which is also extremely addictive). That, or crack.

I heard they use an equally if not more addictive substance called caffeine, but I don't believe it for a second.

**jonf** · 01-31-2007 02:58 PM

nah, man, Timmy Ho's is different. Starbucks is the most caffeinated coffee out there. I drink it all the time out here (cuz for some reason there are very few Tim Hortons). Anyway, when I was in ottawa for the summer I had my xl Timmy Ho's every day (with no Starbucks withdrawal symptoms). When I got back out here in the fall, and started going to Starbucks again...it just didn't cut it. It kept my awake fine, but it just didn't satisfy like Tim Hortons. I felt like something was missing. And no, it wasn't the taste...Starbucks tastes pretty damn good.

**Pinshark** · 01-31-2007 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by jonf

nah, man, Timmy Ho's is different. Starbucks is the most caffeinated coffee out there. I drink it all the time out here (cuz for some reason there are very few Tim Hortons). Anyway, when I was in ottawa for the summer I had my xl Timmy Ho's every day (with no Starbucks withdrawal symptoms). When I got back out here in the fall, and started going to Starbucks again...it just didn't cut it. It kept my awake fine, but it just didn't satisfy like Tim Hortons. I felt like something was missing. And no, it wasn't the taste...Starbucks tastes pretty damn good.

If you put cream in your coffee that may be it the Timmys cream is full 18% I am not sure about Starbucks.

"Richard" · 01-31-2007 04:19 PM

I thought the conaine in the coke was a good one but turns out its true

**Kilroy** · 01-31-2007 04:33 PM

I think Baltar really is a Cylon.

**MusicMan** · 01-31-2007 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank

I think Baltar really is a Cylon.

**Kilroy** · 01-31-2007 05:10 PM

http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Ba...on_speculation

**Pinshark** · 01-31-2007 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Dan Kilbank

http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Ba...on_speculation

Reading this I was to say the least

Then I realized it was a Battlestar Gallactica website.....I thought wikipedia at first

**MusicMan** · 01-31-2007 05:21 PM

is that a tv show?

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