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    Consistently present Kiwi is on a distinguished road Kiwi's Avatar
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    Wink 0 to 200

    A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.

    He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
    could zip through traffic around town.

    He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
    everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

    "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a
    few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

    He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom
    scale

    Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

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    ROFLMAO......
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    OMG!! Someone had a death wish didn't he

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    ...and he was "Gone in 60 seconds"

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