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    True Golfer...

    A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
    He began his round with an eagle on the first hole
    and a birdie on the second.
    On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one
    when his cell phone rang.
    It was a doctor notifying him
    that his wife had just been in a terrible accident
    and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
    The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was
    and that the he'd be there as soon as possible.

    As he hung up
    he realized he was leaving what was shaping up
    to be his best ever round of golf.
    He decided to get in a couple of more holes
    before heading to the hospital.
    He ended up playing all eighteen,
    finishing his round shooting a personal best 61,
    shattering the club record by five strokes
    and beating his previous best game by more than 10.
    He was jubilant...
    Then he remembered his wife.

    Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.
    He saw the doctor in the corridor
    and asked about his wife's condition.
    The doctor glared at him and shouted,
    "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!"...
    "I hope you're proud of yourself!
    While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club
    your wife has been languishing in the ICU!

    It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round
    because it will be more than likely your last!"
    "For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock' care.
    And you'll be her care giver!"

    The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed ..
    The doctor snickered and said,
    "Just screwing with you...She's dead.
    What'd you shoot?"

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    Good one, although my wife, an ER nurse and non golfer, didn't like it as much as I did

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