Hypothetical question #2

[Indio]

this is thread jacking your ***s!!!!

Your topic had run its course, we just want to help you Depe....

[Indio]

Eeeeeeeewwwwwww! Too much information.

Sorry Mo

[little brit]

this is thread jacking your ***s!!!!

Just killing time until the result comes in.

[Indio]

Just killing time until the result comes in.

Somehow I have a feeling I am going to need 2 beach towels and some depends when they finally do come in!

["Richard"]

Sorry dan, hopefully the swearing is edited out --------------



Here is the reply. Unreal!!!!!!! Competely not what I expected!





Hey, I hadn't heard about your party from anyone yet but now I guess it makes sense. If all my friends don't like me anymore then I guess I wouldn't hear about it. As for you not wanting me there, thanks. You've shown me what kind of friend you are. I don't want to be in the same room as them. There is a reason I said what I said about them and if I didn't have better things to do right now I would tell you what ever single person did to me. But that is none of your business so even if I had the time I wouldn't. If you want to believe everything everyone says about me, go right ahead. You are just like everyone else. I never expected this from you. Everyone takes advantage of my kindness and now you are as well. I've done everything for you and this is how you repay me? Some friend you turned out to be! I introduced you to all my friends so I hope you have the sense to stop talking to anyone I introduced you to. I'll do the same. This friendship is over. Don't worry I'm not going to tell anyone what a "jerk" you are being. I really couldn't careless about you anymore. Please don't reply to this email. I'm blocking your address so nothing will get through anyway. I hope you have a horrible birthday and I hope no one shows up.. I hope you get a "crappy" job when you graduate. I hope you are never happy and I hope you get run over "jerk." As for killing my dog, I'm going to keep this email on file so if anything happens to Eddie I'm going to forward it to the police! My fish, go ahead! They are poisonous, eat them both "nerd"! Don't email me, don't call me. I don't want to hear your excuses, I don't want to have coffee
with you. I just want you to die already!

["Richard"]

So... uhhhhh...so hypothetically what would you do if one of your friends competely went nuts via an email?!!??!?

["Richard"]

He mods, am I even allowed to post this? A few words didn't get out so I went in and did it... actually I just deleted any line with lots of swearing. ALso, replaced swear words with "jerk" and "nerd"

[spackler]

The first rule of birthday parties is that there are no birthday parties. This is Fight Club all over again.

["Richard"]

I hope donny gets to meet her while she is here! That would be awesome. THen he can report back on how nutso she is!

[LobWedge]

Sorry dan, hopefully the swearing is edited out --------------



Here is the reply. Unreal!!!!!!! Competely not what I expected!





Hey, I hadn't heard about your party from anyone yet but now I guess it makes sense. If all my friends don't like me anymore then I guess I wouldn't hear about it. As for you not wanting me there, thanks. You've shown me what kind of friend you are. I don't want to be in the same room as them. There is a reason I said what I said about them and if I didn't have better things to do right now I would tell you what ever single person did to me. But that is none of your business so even if I had the time I wouldn't. If you want to believe everything everyone says about me, go right ahead. You are just like everyone else. I never expected this from you. Everyone takes advantage of my kindness and now you are as well. I've done everything for you and this is how you repay me? Some friend you turned out to be! I introduced you to all my friends so I hope you have the sense to stop talking to anyone I introduced you to. I'll do the same. This friendship is over. Don't worry I'm not going to tell anyone what a "jerk" you are being. I really couldn't careless about you anymore. Please don't reply to this email. I'm blocking your address so nothing will get through anyway. I hope you have a horrible birthday and I hope no one shows up.. I hope you get a "crappy" job when you graduate. I hope you are never happy and I hope you get run over "jerk." As for killing my dog, I'm going to keep this email on file so if anything happens to Eddie I'm going to forward it to the police! My fish, go ahead! They are poisonous, eat them both "nerd"! Don't email me, don't call me. I don't want to hear your excuses, I don't want to have coffee
with you. I just want you to die already!

So when's the wedding? Am I invited?

[MusicMan]

I had one of those... my best friend of 5 years went nuts on me in an email acusing me of things i never did... i wrote her back telling her to get her facts straight... havent heard from her since. this was in october... she sent me an email actaully on monday wishing me a happy bday... i wrote her back, still havent heard back from her... women are weird man...

[Nat Williams]

OK Rich, is this for real, or a game? If it is a game thank you for the entertainment ... if it is for real well .. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA that * is CRAZY .... looks like you saved yourself some wasted time in the future by getting this over with now ... WOW, I still can't believe that response. Love it ... thread of the year (although, it is still early in the year)

["Richard"]

nope this is for real. A part of me is laughing but a part of me is pretty disapointed. How quickly I get turned on by this crazy. Its amazing. Oh well, I guess there is no point putting in the effort to try to fix this. I'm still I shock I think. I'll have something more to say about this tomorrow after I think it over

[jonf]

Too bad it turned out the way, but if she's that unreasonable about it, you may be better off.

[Kilroy]

Not sure what you expected. Not suprising at all.

[Indio]

But that is none of your business so even if I had the time I wouldn't.

1. I never expected this from you.
2. Everyone takes advantage of my kindness and now you are as well.
3. Some friend you turned out to be!
4. This friendship is over.
5. Don't worry I'm not going to tell anyone what a "jerk" you are being.
6. I really couldn't careless about you anymore.
7. I'm blocking your address so nothing will get through anyway.
8. I hope you have a horrible birthday and I hope no one shows up.
9. I hope you get a "crappy" job when you graduate.
10. I hope you are never happy and I hope you get run over "jerk."
11. My fish, go ahead! They are poisonous, eat them both "nerd"!
12. Don't email me, don't call me.
13. I don't want to hear your excuses
14. I don't want to have coffee with you.
15. I just want you to die already!

Dick Dick Dick.... are you expecting us to believe that you haven't heard ALL of the above statements many times in the past year? I especially like #10 but #1 baffles me

["Richard"]

haha, personally I liked #11

Anyway, yeah dan I don't know what I was expecting but it sure wasn't that. Maybe a small "I'm disapointed in you" and then make up but this is just crazy. I'm still in shock.

[Started2k3]

The really funny thing to do right now is to phone her and tell her that " [fill in name of guy she hates more than you] got a hold of your email and sent similar messages to a few other people". See what response you get then. Have fun dealing with crazies.

[Kilroy]

Or just email her a link to this thread. Maybe not.

[MusicMan]

Or just email her a link to this thread. Maybe not.

DO IT! i dare you!

["Richard"]

Yeah, like that is going to happen! I think I'm going to sit on this for a while, let her cool down and discuss it with her next time I see her. I'm going to be mature for once...

["Richard"]

Ok that didn't last to long. I forwarded the email to my friends. Now they all have read it. I was kind enough to add her to the list so she knows its been forwarded. That maturity thing lasted all of 2 minutes

[Indio]

I'm going to be mature for once...