Been caught swinging?

[Sakuraba]

Just reading mpare's post on the thread about where you keep you clubs during the winter & thought, "yeah, I do that" I often go out to my front lawn in the winter & wail away at the snow. I can check my swing in the large front window. My neighbors already think I'm nuts. One of them understands, he delivers sod for a turf farm nearby, so he always asks me where I'm golfing. Just wondering where anybody here has been caught swinging? Ever catch anyone on your follow-through?

[Big Johnny69]

You should've made the title "Been caught swinging a golf club?". The way it is now you might get some unwanted pms/emails from some rather shady characters asking you some very uncomfortable and personal things.

[knickers]

Have a Roll out puting green in my locker at work. Not to shocking but my locker is in the ladies change room(long story). So I've been caught many time putting in the girls change room.

[Big Johnny69]

Have a Roll out puting green in my locker at work. Not to shocking but my locker is in the ladies change room(long story). So I've been caught many time putting in the girls change room.

I challenge anyone to beat this story!

And do I ever have a comeback for that one, but definately not appropriate here.

[knickers]

LOL geoff, and I havnt been fired yet.

[Indio]

Have a Roll out puting green in my locker at work. Not to shocking but my locker is in the ladies change room(long story). So I've been caught many time putting in the girls change room.

What are you doing giving guys like Hacker and Richard and Golfbum lines like this to amuse themselves with!!! Talk about serving up a gopher ball to slam dunk!

I will show restraint for once.....

[Eldred]

Having been swinging (the clubs that is) with Hacker last night, I thought he was a very pleasant guy... Except a couple of times when I out drove him (with his 3 wood no less). This man could swear for 3 minutes without repeating himself!!

[Big Johnny69]

Having been swinging (the clubs that is) with Hacker last night, I thought he was a very pleasant guy... Except a couple of times when I out drove him (with his 3 wood no less). This man could swear for 3 minutes without repeating himself!!

Ahhh, an intellectual man, a side I've never seen from Hacker before.

[Indio]

Having been swinging (the clubs that is) with Hacker last night, I thought he was a very pleasant guy... Except a couple of times when I out drove him (with his 3 wood no less). This man could swear for 3 minutes without repeating himself!!

Hacker??? our Hacker a pleasant guy??? Eldred, are you on medication?

Now the 2nd part of the statement sounds a lot closer to our Hacker and of course, we love him for it !

[Eldred]

Sorry guys, I was exagerating. I believe the strong language was resulted from the Sens game on TV near us . Did you see the shooting contest with the poor fella came up 1 short of a million dollars? We were berating the poor guy... The ironic thing was when we resumed our sim game, a couple of us missed the entire 10 foot screen from 15 feet away.

[Golfbum]

What are you doing giving guys like Hacker and Richard and Golfbum lines like this to amuse themselves with!!! Talk about serving up a gopher ball to slam dunk!

I will show restraint for once.....

WHO ME?? Come on Indio! I mean the name KNICKERS, women's change room, I am not even going there.

As for swinging at work. I have been known to hit a few golf balls at the back end of the Big Blue Ford plant down here. They cut down my big tree that I used as a Launch Monitor. It was approx. 130 yards away from where I hit balls from. Big old tree and if I could carry a ball over it with a driver then I knew I had hit it deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. After they cut it down I had to launch my driver/3 wood shots at the building down the roadway. I bet a foreman I could hit a ball with a 3 wood to some 45 gallon drums down that way. He said no way that is 250+ carry. He lost! Mind you that was two years ago when I was young

Oh then there was the time my ex foreman and I were having a little contest to see who could get the closest to the outside wall and hit wedge shots up onto the roof 25 feet above us. I won!

Problem was I came close to picking off a Skilled Trades Foreman who happened to be up on the roof checking out some venting! Hey it was not my fault he was on the green I was hitting my approach shot too! He asked my foreman about that a week later "Do you know who would be hitting golf balls onto the roof?" My foreman said "No one I know from my time zone" Best cover up for the summer right there!

However I think my greatest feat at work was hitting a SW off the concrete floor, right out the partially opened big back door. Picked it clean off that floor, and sent it over the roadway! My work partners were truly impressed as they sat there on break and watched that one unfold!

I think we are all likely quilty of taking a few divots in our backyards. Afterall we are golfers! Those wiffle balls over the roof were always fun to hit!

[knickers]

Golfbum, I was being nice and ended up with a locker in the girls change room(thats what you get for being a good guy).
As far as the knickers. Ive tryed them all. boxers, breifs, boxerbreifs,comando. But I just havnt found the same feeling I get with a nice pair of silk knickers.
There you go guys. Have a field day with that one.

[Hacker]

Having been swinging (the clubs that is) with Hacker last night, I thought he was a very pleasant guy... Except a couple of times when I out drove him (with his 3 wood no less). This man could swear for 3 minutes without repeating himself!!

Pffft - I wasn't even warmed up

.....besides, truth be known, that was all for show - anything to make a sale

[Hacker]

Hacker??? our Hacker a pleasant guy??? Eldred, are you on medication?

Now the 2nd part of the statement sounds a lot closer to our Hacker and of course, we love him for it !

I don't think that it is politically correct to ridicule a guy with Tourette's Syndrome....but despite my ailments, I do show up to an event when I say I will

(you had to expect that one mon ami )

[Indio]

Golfbum, I was being nice and edded up with a locker in the girls change room(thats what you get for being a good guy).
As far as the knickers. Ive tryed them all. boxers, breifs, boxerbreifs,comando. But I just havnt found the same feeling I get with a nice pair of silk knickers.
There you go guys. Have a feild day with that one.

Too easy! Theres no fun in stomping a willing victim

[Indio]

I don't think that it is politically correct to ridicule a guy with Tourette's Syndrome....but despite my ailments, I do show up to an event when I say I will

(you had to expect that one mon ami )

Who to hell ever suggested that Indio was EVER politically correct!
Yup, and it was a well deserved shot mon 'ex' ami!

[Hacker]

Who to hell ever suggested that Indio was EVER correct!
Yup, and it was a well deserved shot mon 'ex' ami!

Ya, ya, what ever - I know that you know that I know that you love me...........or at least wanna have a beer sometime

[Indio]

Ya, ya, what ever - I know that you know that I know that you love me...........or at least wanna have a beer sometime

OK

[Golfbum]

Golfbum, I was being nice and edded up with a locker in the girls change room(thats what you get for being a good guy).
As far as the knickers. Ive tryed them all. boxers, breifs, boxerbreifs,comando. But I just havnt found the same feeling I get with a nice pair of silk knickers.
There you go guys. Have a feild day with that one.

Blue silk knickers are to die for!
Mind you I have gone the commando route while golfing. My doctor told me it would help anyone hit the ball straighter. It worked!

Chew on this one for a little while INDIO

[Indio]

Blue silk knickers are to die for!
Mind you I have gone the commando route while golfing. My doctor told me it would help anyone hit the ball straighter. It worked!

Chew on this one for a little while INDIO

I am not chewing on ANYTHING you guys are wearing!

[Eldred]

Yike, this is getting way too colourful in many level

[Indio]

OH OH, Geoff I think I just lost the little bet we made this afternoon about this thread! Ooooops Really, I didn't mean to, Hacker made me do it with his silence!

[Hacker]

Blue silk knickers are to die for!
Mind you I have gone the commando route while golfing. My doctor told me it would help anyone hit the ball straighter. It worked!

Chew on this one for a little while INDIO

That is very ummm 'fancy' - just for the luv of God promise us that you'll NEVER golf in a kilt whilst going commando............

[Hacker]

OH OH, Geoff I think I just lost the little bet we made this afternoon about this thread! Ooooops Really, I didn't mean to, Hacker made me do it with his silence!

I'm kind of between a rock and a hard place - I just met Nat last night, Jarred is green, and Geoff is a neighbour............besides, one wouldn't want to offend anyone now would one

[Indio]

I'm kind of between a rock and a hard place - I just met Nat last night, Jarred is green, and Geoff is a neighbour............besides, one wouldn't want to offend anyone now would one

hmm, censored huh.... well it wont be as effective but your a cat!

[Golfbum]

That is very ummm 'fancy' - just for the luv of God promise us that you'll NEVER golf in a kilt whilst going commando............

Nah no need to worry bout that. I am too old to go commando now! Plus I do not own a kilt!

[MusicMan]

there are tears going down my face from laughing so hard...