Greetings from just another golf Nut!

[billyboy]

Hi golfers;
I'm a lefty and I like to say I belong to the 50/50 club. Over 50 years old and 50 lbs overweight.
I've been playing a dozen times a year or so for about 15 years now.
I've taken lessons a couple times but don't practice much.(That's why I don't score that well).
I go to Myrtle Beach in November with a great bunch of church friends (28)and have a awesome time.I usually end up scoring in the low 100's...tooo many 3 putts but have fun making snowmen.(get my money's worth from the course!)
Just got a new set of Callaway Big Bertha's so I'll be selling my old clubs soon.
Wilson X31's graphite and Wilson Staff Ultra's steel 115gm.
I love this game and watch it often but don't play it nearly as much as I'd like.
Happy New Year and Blessings 2 all!
Bill

[Kilroy]

Welcome Bill!

[NoBack]

Yeah, what he said.......

Welcome to the zoo.

[Hacker]

Welcome aboard Bill, you have certainly found the right place if you want to hang out with fellow golf nuts

[Indio]

Welcome to the forum William ! You will enjoy your daily visits, this place is full of information, great people and a few clowns thrown in for entertainment! (and I see one of them has already welcomed you!)

[Big Johnny69]

Welcome to the forum William ! You will enjoy your daily visits, this place is full of information, great people and a few clowns thrown in for entertainment! (and I see one of them has already welcomed you!)

Nice one Indio.

Welcome aboard Bill, as you can see there is vast array of personalities here. Enjoy yourself.

[Indio]

Nice one Indio.

I was a good little boy, I didn't say who I was refering to!

Welcome aboard Bill, as you can see there is vast array of personalities here. Enjoy yourself.

And some with MULTIPLE personalities

[Pinshark]

I was a good little boy, I didn't say who I was refering to!



And some with MULTIPLE personalities

BAAAZING!

Welcome and enjoy Bill.

[MusicMan]

Welcome buuuuuuuuuuuudy...... (insert best Pauly Shore impression)

[big mac]

I can already see your problem Bill---not enough time on the course if your going to hang out here your going to have to set your sights on one of those little pink pigs--you might eventually catch Geoff--naw-he's 20 years younger. Welcome aboard you can help us break in the newbi moderator

[Indio]

Welcome aboard you can help us break in the newbi moderator

Are you saying Jarred is a new 'bi' Moderator????

[MusicMan]

[Indio]

Hmmm, with a pose and an invitation like that, maybe your right Big Mac!

[MusicMan]

eek...

[Indio]

eek...

What, there is no fight in ya? Wheres that youthful spunk?

[Kilroy]

You walked right into that Jarred. We expect more here!

[Kilroy]

Did we scare billyboy off?

[Indio]

You walked right into that Jarred. We expect more here!

With the Monkey's butt, he didn't walk he dove and sent out invitations first!

[Indio]

Did we scare billyboy off?

I think Hacker chased him away by calling him a Golf Nut! I mean good lord, a guy that plays only 12 games a year can't be certified as a Golf Nut! Sheesh

[MusicMan]

i got plenty of fight left Indio... but the newbie forum aint da place... i'll getcha, dont you worry

[MusicMan]

Did we scare billyboy off?

it's all Indio's fault!!

[Indio]

i got plenty of fight left Indio... but the newbie forum aint da place... i'll getcha, dont you worry

I love youthful spunk! BRING IT ON J Man! (oh god, I see a suspension in my future ) Can I say sorry, I didn't know I couldn't say that in advance?

[Indio]

it's all Indio's fault!!

Dan knows I would NEVER do anything to chase away the paying patrons Ya gotta do better than that Jarred....

[Kilroy]

I just checked and he was last online only a few minutes after he said hello.
24 posts. Mostly silly. What will he think

[Indio]

I just checked and he was last online only a few minutes after he said hello.
24 posts. Mostly silly. What will he think

He will feel warm and fuzzy believing he has finally come home to his real family who missed him

[MusicMan]

its a good intro to the site... exactly what to expect... haha, he's gonna have a good laugh when he reads this.

BillyBoy, this is what we call breaking in the newbie (and I'm the newbie)

[big mac]

I'm going to PM the poor guy

[billyboy]

Don't worry boys..I don't scare that easily. If you only knew some of the places I had to look for my ball...now that's scarey.I just like to have fun and laugh at myself. Heck I figure if you can't laugh at yourself then go stick your head in the sand! Enjoy life..you never know when it will end!
Bill

[Indio]

Don't worry boys..I don't scare that easily. If you only knew some of the places I had to look for my ball...now that's scarey.I just like to have fun and laugh at myself. Heck I figure if you can't laugh at yourself then go stick your head in the sand! Enjoy life..you never know when it will end!
Bill

You will fit right in with most members Bill! (well except for those whose head is already burried in the sand)

PS. we will help you laugh at yourself, don't worry about that little tid bit....

[mpare]

Welcome aboard. This is a good group of slightly disfunctional individuals who seem to think that golf is one of the most important things in life. Come to think of it, they're right. Enjoy yourself.