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12-22-2006 07:40 PM #1
The Handicap
Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats and another guy carrying two buckets of sand were chasing her, and a little old man was bringing up the rear.
One of the golfers asked the old man, "What the hell is going on?"
The old guy said, "She's a nymphomaniac from the asylum, she keeps trying to escape, and we attendants are trying to catch her."
The golfer said, "What about the guy with the buckets of sand?"
The old guy said, "That's his handicap. He caught her last time."
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