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    A murder

    A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.

    The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"

    "Yes."

    "Did you hit her with that golf club?"

    "Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.

    "How many times did you hit her?"

    "I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five.
    Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.

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    Love it...put me down for a snowman would be better!
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    Not very often I come across one I have not heard before. Il like it!
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