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12-22-2006 05:59 PM #1
A murder
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
"Yes."
"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
"Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
"How many times did you hit her?"
"I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five.Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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12-22-2006 06:05 PM #2
Love it...put me down for a snowman would be better!
[font=Impact]Dirty...Mean...And Mighty Unclean.[/font]
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12-22-2006 06:12 PM #3
Not very often I come across one I have not heard before. Il like it!
Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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