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12-13-2006 12:07 PM #1Golf Canada Rules Official L4
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12+ Days of Christmas - Golf Style
I'm borrowing this idea from my buds over at sportsfiend.ca
It's the 12 (and more) Days of Christmas, Golf Edition. I'll get things rolling...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a brand new driver under the tree!When applying the Rules, you follow them line by line. You don't read between them.
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12-13-2006 12:20 PM #2Moderator
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On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 2 dozen ProVs and a driver under the tree.
"A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08
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12-13-2006 12:33 PM #3Team Match Play Champ 2009
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On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 3 days in Malone with the boys, 2 dozen ProV's, and a driver under the tree.
Let's put a Smile on that Face!
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12-13-2006 01:16 PM #4
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a putting green in the rec room, 3days in Malone with the boys, 2 dozen ProV's and a driver under the tree
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12-13-2006 01:22 PM #5GolfPig of the Year 2006
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me---------A round of golf with the lovely Natalie Gulbis
(EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT BOYS 
) a putting green in the rec room, 3 days in Malone with the boys, 2 dozen ProV's and a driver under the tree.
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12-13-2006 02:43 PM #6Hall of Fame
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On the Sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me --------- A Six Pack (of beer) for the trip, A round of golf with the lovely Natalie Gulbis, a putting green in the rec room, 3 days in Malone with the boys, 2 dozen ProV's and a driver under the tree.
I've spent most of my life golfing .... the rest I've just wasted"
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12-13-2006 02:45 PM #7
On the Seventh day of Christmas (or Channuka in this case) my true love (or mom in this case) gave to me, a brand new Scotty putter, A six pack of beers for the trip, A round of golf with the lovely Natalie Gulbis, a putting green in the rec room, 3 days in Malone with the boys, 2 dozen ProV's and a driver under the tree.
even the jew has to put something in here, couldnt resist lol
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12-13-2006 03:11 PM #8Uber Poster
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me. A full golf club membership. A brand new Scotty putter
A six pack of beers for the trip A round of golf with lovely Natalie Gulbis 
(trade that one) A putting green in the rec. room 3 days in Malone with the boys 
2 doz pro vs and a driver under the tree.
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12-13-2006 04:17 PM #9Golf Canada Rules Official L4
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Gotta keep the numbers in line folks. That should be 8 full golf club memberships (that's a whole lotta golf), 7 Scotty putters (self explanatory), 5 rounds with Natalie Gulbis (also self explanatory, except for little brit...), and 4 putting greens in the rec room (how big is the kitchen?)...
When applying the Rules, you follow them line by line. You don't read between them.
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12-13-2006 04:33 PM #10Uber Poster
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Of course you are right. 
Well that would be a heck of a lot of golf. 
Originally Posted by LobWedge
Gotta keep the numbers in line folks. That should be 8 full golf club memberships (that's a whole lotta golf), 7 Scotty putters (self explanatory), 5 rounds with Natalie Gulbis (also self explanatory, except for little brit...), and 4 putting greens in the rec room (how big is the kitchen?)...
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12-13-2006 10:28 PM #11
Except for the 5 rounds with Natalie Gulbis
I insist we have a do-over!!! First three were fine, then we sort of lost the plot.
Oh and did I mention 5 rounds with Natalie Gulbis is fine, sounds much better than 5 Golden Rings !!!
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12-14-2006 02:19 AM #12
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me....9 strokes a hole (still not enough to ensure victory), 8 full club memberships, 7 scotty putters, a 6 pack of beer, 5 rounds with Gulbiiiiiiiiiiiis. 4 putting greens, 3 days in malone, 2 dozen of pro Vs, and a driver under the tree.
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12-14-2006 08:01 AM #13
On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me....10° warmer climate for year round golf in Ottawa (thank you Global Warming), 9 strokes a hole, 8 full club memberships, 7 scotty putters, a 6 pack of beer, 5 rounds with Gulbiiiiiiiiiiiis. 4 putting greens, 3 days in malone, 2 dozen of pro Vs, and a driver under the tree.[/QUOTE]
Back at it.
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12-14-2006 08:40 AM #14Hall of Fame
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On the Eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me........................11 Pars in a row.........................10° warmer climate for year round golf in Ottawa (thank you Global Warming), 9 strokes a hole, 8 full club memberships, 7 scotty putters, a 6 pack of beer, 5 rounds with Gulbiiiiiiiiiiiis. 4 putting greens, 3 days in malone, 2 dozen of pro Vs, and a driver under the tree.....
I've spent most of my life golfing .... the rest I've just wasted"
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12-14-2006 10:20 AM #15Founder
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On the 12th day of Crhristmas my true love gave to me........................
12 broken tees
11 Pars in a row
10° warmer climate for year round golf in Ottawa (thank you Global Warming)
9 strokes a hole
8 full club memberships
7 scotty putters
6 pack of beer
5 rounds with Gulbiiiiiiiiiiiis.
4 putting greens
3 days in malone
2 dozen of pro Vs
and a driver under the tree.....Life dinnae come wit gimmies so yuv got nae chance o' gitt'n any from me.
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12-14-2006 10:39 AM #16GolfPig of the Year 2006
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Dear Santa
I would like to ammend my wish for the 5th day of Christmas. I had a brain cramp when I requested 5 rounds of golf with Natalie Gulbis. Although Natalie is a fine fine looking young lady, I am in love with SE RI PAK. So I would rather play 5 rounds with her
So can I request a change please? I will use my one time Top 50 Money Exemption!
Thank You
Merry Christmas from
The Golfbum
PS. If the other guys want to golf with Natalie that is fine, let them have their fun!
PSS Little Brit, she would like to golf with a male golfer, I can see her point about that!
PSSS Do not, I repeat do not bring Geoff "THE CLUB HO" Johnston any golf clubs for Christmas. He has a new home, so bring him a big MOP so he can clean the kitchen floor for his girlfriend!
BYE BYE SANTA!My opinions are my own, I do not follow others.
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12-14-2006 11:00 AM #17Golf Canada Rules Official L4
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Keep it going folks! It's the 12 plus days of Christmas!
When applying the Rules, you follow them line by line. You don't read between them.
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12-14-2006 11:22 AM #18In the Zone
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13th day of christmas
On the 13th day of Christmas my true love gave to me........................
13 lucky bounces
12 broken tees
11 Pars in a row
10° warmer climate for year round golf in Ottawa (thank you Global Warming)
9 strokes a hole
8 full club memberships
7 scotty putters
6 pack of beer
5 rounds with Gulbiiiiiiiiiiiis.
4 putting greens
3 days in malone
2 dozen of pro Vs
and a driver under the tree.....If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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12-14-2006 12:15 PM #19Hall of Fame
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On the 14th day of Christmas my true love gave to me........................
14 Tour Exemptions.........
13 lucky bounces
12 broken tees
11 Pars in a row
10° warmer climate for year round golf in Ottawa (thank you Global Warming)
9 strokes a hole
8 full club memberships
7 scotty putters
6 pack of beer
5 rounds with Gulbiiiiiiiiiiiis.
4 putting greens
3 days in malone
2 dozen of pro Vs
and a driver under the tree.....
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