Only 41 more Shopping Days until Christmas....What do YOU want for Christmas

[Hacker]

That's right K-Mart shoppers, only 41 more shopping days until Christmas. Does your significant other know what to get you yet? I thought that I'd start a thread here where folks can post what they want for Christmas just in case your significant other is poking around looking for Holiday gift ideas.

I'll start my list off with a 1 week trip to South Carolina to play some golf in March. Next would be a Gift certificate for a club fitting. Since I have kids who like to give Daddy a present I'll also add Golf Balls to the list, Daddy plays Titleist DT Distance or Solo's And you can never go wrong with Zero Friction tees or a fancy ball marker or divot tool as a stocking stuffer.

So, what do YOU want for Christmas? You'll never get what you don't ask for

[Big Johnny69]

To shoot under par. Can I ask for that????

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Drool! Honey... You there????

[Hacker]

To shoot under par. Can I ask for that????

Hmmm, I had you figured for a new Cleveland golf bag

[Big Johnny69]

That's way down on my Xmas list.

1) Shoot under par
2) Shoot under par a second time to prove first time wasn't a fluke
3) Shoot under par a third time to validate that I do have the skills to do it
4) Some golf balls, with all my struggles this year, kind of thinned the herd
5) Another hole in one
6) Double eagle
7) New Cleveland hat and Cleveland towel
8) New Cleveland carry bag

See, way down on the list.

["Richard"]

No you cant ask for that!

For xmas, I want to meet a nice indian girl who speaks punjabi, cooks me food and willing to cut my toe nails while I watch football. I don't want her hips to be to narrow because I don't want her to squish my babies head while giving birth to him. I want her to give birth to all boys, no girls. Finally I want her to be 5'10, I would like her messurements to be 36.75-27-32, freaking hot and I also want her not to mind when I bring other women home

[Big Johnny69]

No you cant ask for that!

For xmas, I want to meet a nice indian girl who speaks punjabi, cooks me food and willing to cut my toe nails while I watch football. I don't want her hips to be to narrow because I don't want her to squish my babies head while giving birth to him. I want her to give birth to all boys, no girls. Finally I want her to be 5'10, I would like her messurements to be 36.75-27-32, freaking hot and I also want her not to mind when I bring other women home

I thought you might've had a chance at getting your Xmas wish, until I read the bold print. No way you'll get that lucky.

[Hacker]

I want her to give birth to all boys, no girls.

Dude,

The male decides the sex of the off-spring - Genetics 101. If you have a girl (or girls) it's your fault, not hers

[big mac]

Richard--if you want boys you have to keep your _____ cold! You fill in the blank! That way the little guys swim faster to warm up!

[Sensgirl]

Richard--if you want boys you have to keep your _____ cold! You fill in the blank!

Oh my goodness.. can you imagine little Richards running around

[Golfbum]

No you cant ask for that!

For xmas, I want to meet a nice indian girl who speaks punjabi, cooks me food and willing to cut my toe nails while I watch football. I don't want her hips to be to narrow because I don't want her to squish my babies head while giving birth to him. I want her to give birth to all boys, no girls. Finally I want her to be 5'10, I would like her messurements to be 36.75-27-32, freaking hot and I also want her not to mind when I bring other women home

Uhhhhhhhhhh Dude this is a Christmas Wish List. Not a FANTASY LIST, be realistic in your goals! Settle for 5'10" and let it go at that! Hey thanks for telling everyone that Punjabi baby boys have BIG HEADS. I bet not too many of us knew that fact As far as your future wife bringing other women home, that might not be a problem. She could bring her MOTHER home to live with you!

Plus what is wrong with having girls? My wife (who btw is 5'10") and I have two daughters. So far I have not had to bail them out of jail

My wish list? I wish for guys like HACKER to not remind me that there is only 41 days left until Christmas. After 25 years of marriage Christmas shopping for your spouse gets harder. I mean you have to realize that after that many years you start running out of ideas for gifts.

Myself, I am good, do not need anything at the present time. I will wait until the Big Spring Golf Sale and do my shopping then Maybe a driver, new stand bag and some new golf shoes.

[little brit]

My wish list? I wish for guys like HACKER to not remind me that there is only 41 days left until Christmas. After 25 years of marriage Christmas shopping for your spouse gets harder. I mean you have to realize that after that many years you start running out of ideas for gifts.

It is no problem Golfbum, All you have to do it give her a good working credit card beforehand and tell her to bring all the pressies home and you will wrap them and put them away for her for Christmas. Then you just buy a couple of little things and you are done.

[Golfbum]

It is no problem Golfbum, All you have to do it give her a good working credit card beforehand and tell her to bring all the pressies home and you will wrap them and put them away for her for Christmas. Then you just buy a couple of little things and you are done.

GOOD IDEA LITTLE BRIT

NOT!
Not to worry, I will figure something out, between my two daugthers and myself we'll get it done!

[bugsy]

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Anything over 14 Carat is ok with me , so if anyone sees Indio,

[little brit]

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Careful who tells him or you are more likely to get 14 carrots

[larry]

Spring

[MusicMan]

you guys are waaaaaay too funny! lol

["Richard"]

are you talking 14k gold cause that isn't really that nice, a girl like you should be getting 24k, if you aren't then your man is a bum. If you are talking diamonds and you are talking 14 then... holy crap indio is rich... next round is on you buddy and I'm not talking drinks!

[Indio]

are you talking 14k gold cause that isn't really that nice, a girl like you should be getting 24k, if you aren't then your man is a bum. If you are talking diamonds and you are talking 14 then... holy crap indio is rich... next round is on you buddy and I'm not talking drinks!

gee, thanks for your ongoing support Dick!

[MusicMan]

indio, u and bugsy married??

[Indio]

indio, u and bugsy married??

UMMM, AHHHH, lets see, a look down at the left finger and I see gold and carrots... a look at the bank account balance this mont.... YUP, I'm the one she is married to!

Oh , somehow I think this is going to end up being a couch night

[MusicMan]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!
dude i think thats pretty funny, hubby and wife on the same forum.. you joined before her so she joined to check up on you eh..

[Indio]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!
dude i think thats pretty funny, hubby and wife on the same forum.. you joined before her so she joined to check up on you eh..

Actually, she joined becuse she golfs more than me and was looking for other people to golf with so she didn't see my ugly puss tagging along golfing with her all the time Hey, works for me!

[big mac]

Indio--tell Bugsy I found you a new couch. Its at London Golfers in the smile file---Maybe Dan will get it for you for next season----

[Indio]

Indio--tell Bugsy I found you a new couch. Its at London Golfers in the smile file---Maybe Dan will get it for you for next season---- :imfao

Yup, I found it long ago but they wouldn't let me bring it here!

[rhh7]

DM PRO LAUNCH+ IRON HEADS

On Saturday I will be 60 years old. This is what my wife gave me. For Christmas I want the shafts to complete my new set of irons. My fantasy is to play 12 18-hole rounds in 2007. I only played 5 rounds in 2004, none in 2005, and 2 in 2006. If Santa is in a really good mood, I also want to break 90 in 2007.

[moochie]

My wish is pretty simple. Hot, 20 year old contortionist twins.

[Golfbum]

That's way down on my Xmas list.

1) Shoot under par
2) Shoot under par a second time to prove first time wasn't a fluke
3) Shoot under par a third time to validate that I do have the skills to do it
4) Some golf balls, with all my struggles this year, kind of thinned the herd
5) Another hole in one
6) Double eagle
7) New Cleveland hat and Cleveland towel
8) New Cleveland carry bag

See, way down on the list.

Dear Geoff

In regards to your Christmas Wish List I would like to respond.

Numbers 1,2 & 3 I can not help you with. I have heard from "RICHARD" that you have L.O.F.T. So there is no way I can do a damn thing about those three requests. Get some game and go try it on your own

#4, I can help you with that. Let me know what you want.

#5. Refer back to L.O.F.T.

#6 See above statement

#7 & 8 Sorry, I do not go hats, towels or golf bags. See your soon to be bride about those issues. Or head over to Golf Town with your VISA. You must think I have an inside source with Cleveland? Hell David Toms no longer has an inside source with Cleveland, and he has game!

All in all young Geoff I heard you were a good boy this summer. Although those rants about you quitting the game of golf were not good!

So I suppose I can bring you a couple of bags of tees and I can likely find a couple of old used gloves laying around the POLE. (MEDIIUM CADET WORK FOR YOU?)
Be a good boy in 2007 and I might send you "RICHARD" for a week or two

HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sincerely
SANTA CLAUS
(PS SANTA is still teeing it up, I have not gone to the POLE yet. So do not forward any mail to that location until the courses close down here in the BANANA BELT!)

[Indio]

My wish is pretty simple. Hot, 20 year old contortionist twins.

Careful Moochie, you did not indicate GENDER..... Santa can be a prankster

[MusicMan]

i second that, Hot, 20 year old contortionist twins... or just the one, either way santa is making a jew very happy... LMAO