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    "Richard"
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    How big are your biceps?

    16.125 inches... pure muscle

    Anyone else?

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    2 inches...from the floor
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    Worst thread ever.

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    You can say that again John.
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Richard" View Post
    16.125 inches... pure muscle

    Anyone else?

    THAT'S IT??? Son you better get in the gym and PUMP THOSE TWIGS UP OVER THE WINTER
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    Not as big as my....

    oh never mind.

    Ever see that TLC show "The man whose arms exploded"? Well, he & I have nothing in common.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Richard" View Post
    16.125 inches... pure muscle

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    Sheesh...

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    16.125 inches!.....you been talking to my wife again ay!

    Yup....dumb thread.
    Next forum event i vote we give Richard a big wedgy.
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    I figured that since I can't catch geoff in threads and posts because he is the biggest club ho ever and gets about 15 posts a day just from his hoing... I might as well be the one who starts the most dumb threads. Next weeks dumb thread will have to do with waiste size... or maybe how many slices of breat your toaster can do at once... who knows, stay tuned...

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    18 inches ... chew on that!
    Back at it.

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    18". Wimp.

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    jesus!! 18 inches?? thats huge!!! how much of that is fat?? All? most?? some?? none??

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    Quote Originally Posted by covanant View Post
    Next forum event i vote we give Richard a big wedgy.
    Can it be atomic? Please?

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    I've seen your skinny little arms, please do not post in this thread... musuhahahahahahah

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    Can it be atomic? Please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Richard" View Post
    I've seen your skinny little arms, please do not post in this thread... musuhahahahahahah


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    Haha...well, those skinny little arms took you to school at the Canadian Muahahahahahaha. It's all in the technique and general athletic awesomeness

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    I cry because its true...

    It was a good 87 my skinny armed friend!

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    As long as my bicep is strong enough to hold up my forearm and hand I'm happy, but I believe the last time it was measured it was 16 and a half inches, at least my right arm. There's a joke in here somewhere, something about being able to crush a car with my right hand and not being able to make a fist with my left.

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    anyone ever had your sum of 5 skin folds measured? I signed up with a fitness trainer a couple weeks ago. The number was startling, she mentioned fat does not accumulate around the shoulders and arms at much as anywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Richard" View Post
    16.125 inches... pure muscle

    Anyone else?
    Was that while flexing or not? Either way, I have never measured but I'll check.

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    Stats are for losers.
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    Reminds me of the old joke...Hey Buddy you have a string hanging off your sweater! Oh, sorry. Thats your arm.
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    Once started a barroom brawl by commenting on a guy's biceps. We were in Mount St. Hilaire Quebec (outside Montreal) at a brasserie (sp??) and this guy was playing pool at the table beside us. He was about 6'3" and weighed a good 145 lbs with the wind blowing straight down. He sported a mullet (business in front and party in the back). Anyway, his short sleeves are rolled up to around his shoulders and he has this huge tattoo on his 10" bicep (at least, it looked huge on him) and he keeps looking at the tattoo and flexing his bicep. Finally, after many ales, I broke out laughing and said "nice tat, too bad you don't have an arm to put it on". The rest is history.

    Moral, never comment on a man's size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Richard" View Post
    16.125 inches... pure muscle

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    Big enough to hit the ball farther than you.
    "A life lived in fear of the new and the untried is not a life lived to its fullest." M.Pare 10/09/08

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    big

    self portrait?

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    Championship Cup Eldred is on a distinguished road Eldred's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sakuraba View Post
    self portrait?
    How do you scratch your back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sakuraba View Post
    self portrait?

    Classic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldred View Post
    How do you scratch your back?
    With Manute Bol


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    I have no idea. So long as I don't have to hit the ball with my biceps, it's of no interest to me. The better question is whether there is a correlation between one's biceps and the distance and accuracy with which you hit a golf ball? In Richard's case we know the answer to the latter! Bring it on, Mr. Muscles, the old, out of shape guys are waiting for you on the first tee.

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    you are right mike... it is probably inversely proportional to how well you play... but then ago it is also directly proportional to the number of girls you pick up

    Looking forward to next season when I beat you, steve and dan at manderly (with strokes of course)

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