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10-04-2006 08:37 AM #1
This one for you Gbum
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new
Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump
attendant,
obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical
Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"How's she cuttin' bye" says the attendant. Tiger nods a
quick hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he
does
so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose?" Asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the
attendant.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"sweet fock", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of
everyting!!!!!"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Mahatma Gandhi
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10-04-2006 09:07 AM #2
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See I told you guys that FORD should be #1 Hey doesn't Woods have a GM CONTRACT? WTF is he doing driving a FORD PRODUCT
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10-04-2006 11:34 AM #3
I think it's supposed to be a Buick!! Great joke.
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10-04-2006 11:41 AM #4
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