Drive-Thru Bank Machine

[Hacker]

I apologize in advance to all the ladies out there......but this is just too damn funny not to post..

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake

["Richard"]

HAHAHAHA, bugsy get him!

[jonf]

ROFLMAO in a puddle of urine. That's right, i wet myself.

[big mac]

Damm--my wife just hit me up the side of the head for laughing!

[Hacker]

Sorry big mac - same thing happened to me last week

[Indio]

PRICELESS!

[bugsy]

Hacker sweety, Indio fall perfectly into one of those, actually remove number 14, and WOW, Indio dear, remember last weekend at the bank machine

[Law]

LOL!

I don't think I've laughed that hard since Chuck Norris shot a 54 with a piece of rebar and a rotten tomato

[bugsy]

HAHAHAHA, bugsy get him!

It's ok Richard, Hacker is playing right in front of us, I can hit a looooong ball

[Sensgirl]

Hacker sweety, Indio fall perfectly into one of those, actually remove number 14, and WOW, Indio dear, remember last weekend at the bank machine

LOL bugsy has another Funny story? Is it just as funny as the Brail?

[Indio]

It's ok Richard, Hacker is playing right in front of us, I can hit a looooong ball

Ummm, Bugsy honey, we shuffled things around remember..... it is Geoff, Sakuraba and the in front of us now

[Indio]

LOL bugsy has another Funny story? Is it just as funny as the Brail?

Don't you have housework to do or something? Go make hubby's supper will ya

[Sensgirl]

Don't you have housework to do or something? Go make hubby's supper will ya

Housework?? that's why i have my hubby and I don't cook Apparently you don't either .. bugsy seems to always be cooking and cleaning

[big mac]

OK; now I want to hear the braile story

[Indio]

OK; now I want to hear the braile story

Hey Mac, thanks for the help and support

[Indio]

Housework?? that's why i have my hubby and I don't cook Apparently you don't either .. bugsy seems to always be cooking and cleaning

[Hacker]

It's ok Richard, Hacker is playing right in front of us, I can hit a looooong ball

How much for that Goalie mask again??

[Indio]

How much for that Goalie mask again??

The cost of it just trippled! You understand TRIPPLE now don't you Hack?

[Sensgirl]

OK; now I want to hear the braile story

I'm sure you will hear it at some point tomorrow.. if not come find moi

[Hacker]

The cost of it just trippled! You understand TRIPPLE now don't you Hack?

I've been known to have the odd triple from time to time