The thread jacking thread

[Golfbum]

Rick, its true that I'm closer to you than I am to geoff in terms of distance but why are you pretending like we don't meet up every weekend??? Are you ashamed of me?

Pretty sure you have the wrong "RICK", DICK I have never seen you at my home course on the weekend. Surely you are mistaking me for some other person of interest Plus I am sure you do not know how to get to ST T. Plus we have high standards here, you might not be allowed into the city through the security gates! Better off sticking with Geoff

As for shooting the white doves with a BB GUN, I would never do that. They are the symbol of Peace & Love. You would not want to shoot them It is funny how they have been sitting beside the same hydro pole on the same hydro line for 3 weeks though.

[Golfbum]

You refering to golfing or automobiles?? With Richard I never know he's known to hit a long ball... He says 300 yard carry but we all know hie's just a really humble and modest guy. I wouldn't be suprised if it was 340 yard carry.

The only way he is hitting a golf ball 340 is driver, 5 iron

[Indio]

It is funny how they have been sitting beside the same hydro pole on the same hydro line for 3 weeks though.

I hope they aren't Buzzards Rick! Is it hunting season? Maybe they are decoys!

[Golfbum]

I hope they aren't Buzzards Rick! Is it hunting season? Maybe they are decoys!

Nope they are not buzzards Bob. At first I thought they were albino pigeons. Then I stopped yesterday and had a good look at them and the head is the same as a dove, tail is the same as a dove, body is same as a dove.
It is just weird that they have perched in the exact same spot for 3 weeks. Kind of freaky don't ya think?

If I think about it I will take my digi next time I go to the course and see if they are there and take a photo. White Doves, sign of Peace & Love. Hey maybe I can catch one and send it up to you and Bugsy, you might get off the COUCH then

[Indio]

Nope they are not buzzards Bob. At first I thought they were albino pigeons. Then I stopped yesterday and had a good look at them and the head is the same as a dove, tail is the same as a dove, body is same as a dove.
It is just weird that they have perched in the exact same spot for 3 weeks. Kind of freaky don't ya think?

If I think about it I will take my digi next time I go to the course and see if they are there and take a photo. White Doves, sign of Peace & Love. Hey maybe I can catch one and send it up to you and Bugsy, you might get off the COUCH then

Then they are hunting decoys! LMAO

PLEASE do not send any more ANIMALS this way, have more than enough in this house thank you very much!

[Hacker]

Then they are hunting decoys! LMAO

PLEASE do not send any more ANIMALS this way, have more than enough in this house thank you very much!

Call me strange.......but I Do Not think that refering to your lovely wife as an animal is going to get you off of the couch any faster

[Indio]

Call me strange.......but I Do Not think that refering to your lovely wife as an animal is going to get you off of the couch any faster

Gee, thanks for all your help and support Hack!

[Hacker]

Gee, thanks for all your help and support Hack!

You know that I'm always there for ya buddy

Besides, I've got October 17th in the "When will Indio finally get off of the couch" pool - I need to protect my investment

[Indio]

You know that I'm always there for ya buddy

I see that , If I offer cash will you go away?

Besides, I've got October 17th in the "When will Indio finally get off of the couch" pool - I need to protect my investment

Good lord, I hope it isn't October 17th of THIS year you have! Not a chance for that to happen.... unless I book our flights for California early this year

[Shivas Irons]

we need a moderator to get this thread back off topic

[Indio]

we need a moderator to get this thread back off topic

They are smarter than us, they are all out on the links

[Hacker]

They are smarter than us, they are all out on the links

Now WHY would you put that in writing??

[Indio]

Now WHY would you put that in writing??

Cause I am an idiot and thats why I am always where I am because I blurt out what I am thinking?

[Hacker]

Cause I am an idiot and thats why I am always where I am because I blurt out what I am thinking?

Fair enough

[Golfbum]

Dear Bugsy

Would you like me to send you a White Dove, the sysmbol of Peace & Love? I thought if you had one to hold it might help you rekindle the flame you once had for Indio and then you might allow him to sleep in the bed, instead of the couch. We, the members of the Ottawa Golf Forum feel that sleeping on the couch every night is causing Indio to lose his common sense (IF HE EVER HAD ANY )

So please, allow me to help both of you recontruct the love you once held for each other by accepting this token of Peace & Love.

Either that or buy Indio another blanket as winter is coming

["Richard"]

indio, are you on the couch today or on the bed?? If on the bed... how about a play by play?

[Indio]

indio, are you on the couch today or on the bed?? If on the bed... how about a play by play?

["Richard"]

hmmm... I take it that icon means "speak up son, I can't hear to good out of my left ear"