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09-04-2006 01:53 PM #1
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A Message From Your Dog
A Message From Your Dog...
Ten Peeves That Your Dog Has About You
1. Blaming your farts (gas) on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. Acting disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things! We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you???
My opinions are my own, I do not follow others.
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09-15-2006 09:38 AM #2
This dog posting is crazy, My dog likes getting yelled at and put on a leesh. jk lol stupid dogs.
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